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Put your fingers on the keyboard and go

how do I start the story I’m writing I’m so stuck

ok I do write prose as well as ttrpgs so theoretically could answer this *but* I generally write stories chronologically because I'm weird so the usual advice (do it deliberately badly, write the scene you're most excited about first, etc) doesn't work for me so idk what's good. followers, reynardswritings calls for aid! - Paper

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Welding is what seperates us from animals

- person explaining the fence at the zoo

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They're going crazy on LinkedIn

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Autism means that certain things don't come naturally to you. So just acquire them unnaturally? Housing isn't natural either but you still want it and take steps to secure it.

I am an autie and I love to share information and I just... pay attention to whether the other person seems engaged, and give them regular off ramps?

like REALLY the entire "but what about autistic men" redirect really does fall apart when you consider that:

Autistic men are in fact extremely capable of not acting like assholes to women, thanks to all of the supports they received in order to navigate a wold often hostile to neurodivergence, that emphasizes the important of quality social interactions with others and considering the thoughts and feelings of others. This is literally why we have IEPs. On top of that, autistic men, like all other men, are entirely capable of figuring out that women are people and that if they are disrespectful to women, they can face a variety of consequences, including social isolation.

Being an asshole to women is not a symptom or indicator for autism spectrum disorder. It's just being an asshole to women, and the best way to address that is to point out when men are being assholes to women, tell them to knock it off, and enact consequences when they do. Regardless of neurotype.

The social workers/support staff who do have do deal with autistic boys being terrors to girls in their class are really fucking tired of their parents not taking that seriously because they think that misogyny is just a natural behavior of autistic men.

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If you don't see any goblins, the goblin is probably you

Number of Goblins, ranked

One Goblin - That's just a goblin. He's probably just getting his groceries or something. Leave him alone, you asshole.

Ten Goblins -- That's a fairly normal amount of goblins. There's generally around ten goblins in any given situations. They're just here for aesthetic, so you know it's a fantasy world. Remember to tip them when you leave.

One Hundred Goblins -- Ok this is too many goblins, but this is a reasonable amount of too many goblins. Like, this is maybe an army of goblins or something? My point is that they're probably here for a good reason. Best not to mess with them, they're likely load-bearing in some way.

One Thousand Goblins -- This is probably a goblin town, in which case this is really more a case of One Human, which is a completely different list only available on goblintube. If not, all these goblins are lost. Return them to the goblin town. The orcs are worried.

One Million Goblins -- A million goblins? I'm not sure I've even seen a million things in my life , and now there's a million goblins? That's, like, all the goblins. Why are you at a convention of all the goblins? Are you a goblin? Actually, no, that would make sense. Yeah, that's probably what's going on here. Sorry you had to find out this way.

One Billion Goblins -- Ok, look, at this point you have clearly been sent to a future time where humanity is extinct and goblins have inherited the earth. I can think of no other explanation for a billion goblins. This sadly means that you're the weirdo, and you have to go be a cryptid now. At least you can find a phone and read the goblin creepypastas about you.

One Trillion Goblins -- How? What is happening? This is more goblins then there are birds, and they'll all in your house? How is your house this big? Wait, forget the goblins, how is your house this big? Are the goblins here to guillotine you? Probably! Move out of your stupid mansion and let the goblins have it, you weird rich bird-hoarding freak.

One Quadrillion Goblins -- One quadrillion? I'm only like 80% sure that's even a real number! Luckily, you won't have to deal with a quadrillion goblins for long, because soon they'll collapse together under their gravity, forming a far more manageable single planet-sized goblin. Picard's not gonna be happy about this one!

More Goblins -- Fuck off, you do not have more then a quadrillion goblins. Why are you lying? Are you worried I won't like you if you don't claim to have an implausible number of goblins? Don't worry. Your worth is not dependent on your goblin numbers. Go back to the actual number of goblins secure in the fact I love you, no matter how few goblins you have <3

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Also like, I fail to comprehend shit all the time. Why should not understanding Cthulhu's thought patterns be different from not understanding my coworkers?

Being autistic is weird because I think I'd be entirely entirely immune to the maddening effects of witnessing an Elder God but learning that barnacles are arthropods rather than molluscs nearly gave me an existential crisis

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CGI de-aging will never hold a candle to the power of sitcom characters appearing in flashbacks to college or even high school looking exactly as they do in the present day, played by actors in their 30s or more, but wearing a wig to give them a hairstyle that was fashionable at the time but deeply dated now

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Lancer item descriptions

concept: guy who leaves a lot of comments in their code which should be good but the problem is they're all written like this

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i am high. please give me ideas of what to build on my animal crossing island. bad ideas only.

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No third answer. No it's complicated. I want to know the truth. Reblog for sample size so I can gain the truth.

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Should roll 4d6 keep highest 3 for gender six times to get your full profile

Roll a 1d20, thats how big your gender stat is

(Mine was 9, pretty mid ngl)

7

even less gender :(

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the only good innovation from facebook was the poke feature. tumblr needs the poke. when a cute girl is mass reblogging me and i don't wanna call them out to their face but i wanna go hey. i see you. being cute. rubbing your face on my blog like a cat. that's what the poke's for

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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All gnatural

If i was a girl with a tiktok lip gloss company i would make a grey one called gnat and its gnat flavored and gnat scented