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Sam (they/them) | free Palestine | mid 20s | Black ✊🏾 | here for a queer time
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Moray Eel and Carnivorous Anatomical Heart (2024). ウツボと食虫解剖心臓 (2024)。


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cat can:
snuggle
biting you
eat food AND plastic
so scared of car sounds
locate Bug
Make sounds
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Early Merlin is so funny because Merlin is hacking away at their red string of fate trying to cut it off and then you blink and suddenly he’s getting walked on that red string like a dog
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college au klance!!! i am putting them in a terrarium and poking them gently with a twig
click on it for better quality plss
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oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that
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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen
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any time someone asks me to explain dysphoria i just send them the brian david gilbert "i wish that i could wear hats" video.
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Steiff, felt may bug on wheels
circa 1916
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pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly
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The girls in suits because I said so
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ive been focusing on making more silly comics to cope w the current negativity around the world.
anywayy, I'm also very insecure about my comics lately :(( i feel like my dialog doesn't make sense.
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Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.
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