probably-a-real-lichen
probably-a-real-lichen
I'm probably a real lichen
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probably-a-real-lichen · 60 minutes ago
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every time Disney does something utterly diabolical there are always people who are like “Wow! I’m shocked that Evil Soulless Diabolical Corporation Inc. did this!” like…it’s Evil Soulless Diabolical Corporation Inc…..that is the standard of behavior to be expected from them
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probably-a-real-lichen · 2 hours ago
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cleaning with ADHD is a nightmare. it’s an endless cycle of finding a half-finished chore and stopping the one you were already working on, then remembering that something else needs to be done and getting started on that, then finding half-finished chore and
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probably-a-real-lichen · 9 hours ago
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many on here need to be learning this lesson
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probably-a-real-lichen · 6 days ago
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1 year ago today (July 19th)
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probably-a-real-lichen · 6 days ago
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Landlord wants the grass cut in the middle of a heat wave ohh my god THE GRASS KEEPS THINGS COOL
our yard has more fireflies out of the entire neighborhood, it attracts flycatchers and several insectivorous species I fucking hate lawn culture so much
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probably-a-real-lichen · 7 days ago
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probably-a-real-lichen · 9 days ago
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The three kinds of bird species name
1. God’s Specialist Little Boy
2. Hot Breasted Milf
3. Grey Bird With Brown Head
4. Walter’s Fingernail
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probably-a-real-lichen · 9 days ago
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Don’t forget your brother
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probably-a-real-lichen · 10 days ago
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some garden pics
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one of my purple tree collards (naked due to torment by bugs)
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Purple passionflower heads may have spotted the cameo in the tree collard pic -- one of several that i got climbing up the fence with the hope that they take over
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my lazy egyptian walking onion bed
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lonely slender stinging nettles due to low germination rates
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illinois bundleflower! their little leaves have closed up for the evening
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hatch chile and habanero factory
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more purple passionflowers i haven't deployed yet, as well as the remaining tomato seedlings from last years cherokee purple seed
NOT PICTURED: 10000 grocery store cherry tomato volunteers due to a composting mishap, 5 beautiful cherokee purples, 2 big blueberry bushes, and the horseradish corner
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probably-a-real-lichen · 10 days ago
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Rolled-leaf orbweaver, Poltys cf. idae, Araneidae
Photographed in Malaysia by Nicky Bay // Website // Facebook
Shared with permission; do not remove credit or re-post!
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probably-a-real-lichen · 11 days ago
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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year
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probably-a-real-lichen · 13 days ago
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probably-a-real-lichen · 13 days ago
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well, when in loam 🪱
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probably-a-real-lichen · 13 days ago
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probably-a-real-lichen · 13 days ago
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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.
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probably-a-real-lichen · 13 days ago
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thanks for the comments and asks saying i'm being mean for very mildly saying i don't like when people make social decisions based on horoscopes.
your behavior has made me realize i should be "meaner": horoscopes are fake.
the position of planets and balls of gas did not in any way impact your personality or destiny. it has nothing to do with what kind of people you are compatible with, despite what an app or magazine told you.
i think sincere belief in horoscopes shows a concerning propensity to trust pseudoscience and a susceptibility to confirmation bias.
i'm pretty tired of having to tiptoe around this kind of thing and include disclaimers. if you genuinely think you shouldn't be friends with someone because of the date they came out of a uterus, you're being a clown.
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probably-a-real-lichen · 14 days ago
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"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."
"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."
One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.
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