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Kaladin: You ever get so tired you start seeing cremlings?

Adolin: Me, after 17 bottles of NyQuil I start seeing the Hat Man.

Kaladin: THE WHO

Adolin: Oh so suddenly this isn’t a safe space anymore.

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Adolin: Who the fuck-

Navani: LANGUAGE.

Adolin: WHOM the fuck-

Navani: No!

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Kaladin, picking up the phone: Lift, I’m busy. This had better be important.

Lift: Do you think drinking 36 cans of red bull back to back would make my senses heightened or would I just die.

Kaladin:

Kaladin: I’m on my way.

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Adolin: Oh look, we’re standing under mistletoe!

Kaladin, glancing up: That’s not mistletoe Adolin, that’s a leaf.

*Later*

Kaladin, sitting bolt upright at 4am: Oh my god! He was flirting with me!

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The Pursuer: I’m going to destroy your happiness, whatever the cost!

Kaladin: My happiness?

Kaladin, to Syl: Am I happy?

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A Masked One fused, disguised as Kaladin: *pointing to Kaladin* Kill him, HE’S the impostor.

Adolin, pointing Maya at the Fused: the REAL Kaladin would never pass up an opportunity to die.

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Dalinar: Taravangian, are you… leading a cult?

Taravangian, hastily shoving the Diagram designs under his bed: Me? A cult? Whatever gave you that idea?

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Kaladin: I want to show you one of Shallan’s sketches from last night that really upset me.

The Lopen: Alright, but in my defence, Syl bet me two diamond chips I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Kaladin: That’s not what I- You drank shampoo?

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Shallan: I mean, small creatures way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in

Jasnah: That's ridiculous! Give me one example

Renarin: Spiders

Navani: Wasps

Kaladin: Lift

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Szeth: You want something to eat?

Nightblood: The souls of the malificent.

Lift: A bagel.

Nightblood: NO-

Lift: Two bagels.

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Kaladin: Would you rather fight kindergarteners or-

Moash: I wanna fight kindergarteners.

Kaladin: See that’s not the whole-

Moash: Those kids are getting SLAPPED-

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Jasnah: What’s the plan Stormblessed?

Kaladin: Usually I just scream at the sky until something goes my way.

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Jasnah, entering Urithiru: What’s Hoid teaching you Shallan?

Shallan, scribbling on her sketch pad: Tax evasion!

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Lift: Does anyone have any questions?

Wyndle: Is this legal?

Lift:

Lift: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

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Evi: You don’t need alcohol to have fun!

The Blackthorn: You also don’t need a Rhysadium to get around places but it certainly helps.

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Jasnah: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn’t do it.

Shallan: I know, that’s why I bottle up all my emotions, positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Jasnah:

Kaladin: I like her thinking.