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Honey you mean

✨💖❤️‍🔥HUNKules❤️‍🔥💖✨

people should remember that the word "hunk" exists

no, unless he's a young father, that's not a dilf, that's a hunk. If you want to call a childless man a dilf, at least make him middle aged

no, that's not a bear, that's a hunk. Bears must be fat and hairy

no, that's not a himbo, that's a hunk. Himbos must be dumb, beefy and kind simultaneously, if he's just dumb and beefy that's a hunk

like, cmon people, there's nothing wrong with a humble hunk. Why are you so mean to him?

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I need to sit on him. Oh my god I’m ✨feral✨

Still Friday at my time zone

He's just chilling

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Now THIS one has stood the test of time. 💖

My hair is still basically the same, I’m still just as much of a cutie-bootie thickums…

And of course this man is and always will be the fictional love of my life. 😩😭💖

Sit down beside me and stay awhile. Till the night runs away. Till the morning rises and we part our ways, till the end of our days. - Sit Down Beside Me by Patrick Watson

-full view for best quality-

Completed commission for @penandcrow !!!

Thank you for commissioning me again!!! You’re such a joy to work with, and I am honored to help you get your good-boi-Jason fix!!! He’s such a good boi! ❤️

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Look at it 😩😩😩 I was still just a wee bab in this commission!

The completed commission for @float-me-down Hope you like it!!!

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Being that it’s my horror husband’s birthday, I feel it necessary to share my shameless self-insert commissions from one of THE MOST ADORABLE PEOPLE I KNOW ON THE INTERNET. @tentacles-and-coffee I know it’s been ages and ages since we last spoke, but I want you to know that I genuinely do still think of you often and even talk about you in passing to my IRL family.

I still have the originals you mailed me kept safely tucked away, too. 💖

Also omg, that old tumblr acct 💀 Now those were the days…

WIP for @float-me-down And bless her so much for being MY FIRST COMMISSION!!! LOVE YOU, YA SWEET LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL!!!

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Happy birthday to my horror husband 🥹

happy friday the 13th say it back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oop. 💀

ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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Its a Tumblr blunt. Pass it on. Dont mess up the rotation B

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It’s almost my husband’s birthday. 😘

I heard it's someone's week 👀

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CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

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Technically true.

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I need this man more than I need therapy. 💀

❤️🔪

Tummy appreciation moment

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A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*

Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea

Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything

Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today

Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you

Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)

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Say less, bestie 🏃‍♀️💨

I just made the most perfect sourdough loaf everybody come over I’ve got butter and I’ll make us some soup

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I about pissed myself laughing 💀

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them