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I tried all 3 should I kms /j
STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
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hi im back from my slumber and im about to go into surgery in like 2 hours but why, as a fanfic not-reader, have only now realized it's called ao3 because it's called archive of our own, which is literally a letter a and 3 letter o's
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Okay he is absolutely against AI art and will murder their prompters but the quote "Insult to life itself" isn't about this situation specifically
You see, Hayao Miyazaki has a disabled friend. From what I understood, he can't walk correctly. Hayao is very fond of this guy.
You know how zombies work, right? they're green guys that rot and eat brains and are brainless themselves, but most importantly to this story specifically, they do not walk correctly.
And so, our grandpa Miyazaki was talking about ZOMBIES. Because he feels that their creator as a fantasy creature is ableist, and that the very fact that he made them this way, this similar to people like his friend, is an "insult to life itself"

We all making grandpa cry btw
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would pan-gastronomic be a part of the gays because I certainly am pan

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hi how do you make a person having the most suicidal thoughts in history stop having the most suicidal thoughts in history
Actually asking for a friend this time
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"hmm. I wanna remember. But I can't really remember. Like, in general. idk why lol"
also me after something happens: pleaseforgetpleaseforgetpleaseforgetpleaseforgetpleaseforgetpleaseforgetpleaseforgetpleaseforgetpleaseforgetpleasefo
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im happy now :D
what happened again
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TUMBLR.
I NEED HELP.
it is officially april first and I am going to die inside if I don't pull a prank in the next 24 hours
WHAT ARE YOUR BEST PRANKS DOESN'T MATTER HOW UNHINGED
update: I filled my classroom ankle level with balloons. People thought it was my birthday.
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As an overwatch player on a laptop, I have been blessed with occasionally 30 fps
guy with 60hz monitor: i am enjoying playing this game
guy with 240hz monitor: Honestly if you were to conceive of the most efficient possible torture in terms of purely causing agony for as long as possible and also have your firstborn son killed in front of you during the torture it would not even be a tenth as bad as playing a game at 60 fps
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Why is an orange in the pear section

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Normalize whatever the fuck this is I wanna play genshin on an ironing table
I don't know what's in the air in Brazil that makes Brazilian people genuinely batshit. We're just built different
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Let's be real nobody fucking reads the TOS everybody wanna fuck

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is this another tumblr celebration. do I have to pull up The Calendar and mark it down.
On This Day In History
March 23rd, 2021: A container ship runs aground and obstructs the Suez Canal for six days.
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Hey how do you actually like get good at something cause I feel useless cause I don't have a unique characteristic besides being the most stupid 140IQ you'll ever see and miraculous ladybug
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^^^ "The birth of Worm. Beautiful earth wonders."
Me too alien dude
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I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brink @gracefulvaudeville
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I love apple kiti just as much as I love no apple kiti

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I am asexual but after seeing this picture I am more asexual than before, can you imagine a spiky dick? Absolutely not no thank you

but its important
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