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Horror is like the only genre left where anything good or original is happening because they're historically lower budget with almost guaranteed high returns even if the movie ends up being just okay at best so writers and directors and editors are allowed to experiment and actually be creative which is what audiences want. Yet big studios are still bleeding themselves dry for $100+ million productions no one's showing up to and aren't even good! Horror's the only thing standing between us and the death of cinema. And I live by that.

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people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

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What's troubling her so much, speak to me baby

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not to be a slut but i would love to sleep next to someone

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Its so well made its perfect

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how do i explain to an employer that the reason for the large gap in my resume is that i underwent an extremely painful metamorphosis during which i struggled to survive day to day and even now that im doing much better most places wont hire me because im a disgusting pervert just not what they are looking for

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Siobhán Hapaska: Robot (2001)

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too lazy to get up to eat

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*criticism of christianity*

"but OP that's not REAL christianity not the PURE AND TRUE christianity that i was raised with, in my sect of christianity we just look for our neighbor's cat in the alps, clearly you've never heard of my beloved Church of the No True Scotsman, it's actually so hurtful when people generalize about real christians like me based on the actions of billions of people over thousands of years including every other christian on the earth"

let me try put this in terms you can understand: climb off the fucking cross already, we need the wood

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this is how tag searches feel

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Ocean announcement:

it's all gone

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Got myself one of those bath bombs that turns your bath into the Dark Souls gender change coffin.

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this is funny as fucking hell actually

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“A sleeping mother snow leopard curled up in a doughnut shape, front paws resting against her back, while her tiny, eyes-and-ears-closed kitten nuzzles into the fur of her belly and wraps their arm around her”

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say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually