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Fiona Apple

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Google Earth, in all its detail, is an unprecedented accomplishment for mankind. No one even a hundred years ago (or less) would believe it could exist. But the fact that it is free, is a world wonder.

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The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

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When self-driving cars become mainstream, dead old people will occasionally just arrive places.

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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book

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Is macaroni and cheese “Mac” because it’s short for macaroni.. or because “Mac” is an acronym for Macaroni and cheese .

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Every person sees the universe differently, when that person dies, it is in fact, a death of an entire universe

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♡

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Stairs are just domesticated hills

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Some people are less social butterflies and more social moths; they come out at night and are drawn to bright shiny things that are bad for them.

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I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

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Am I cool yet

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a sweet boy

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octopus kites [src]

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met these lovely ladies (they didn’t want my flowers)

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Crazy Yearbook Quotes From Students Back in 1911

These alarming and quirky yearbook quotes are found inside Spokane High’s Class of 19111, which include some pretty bizarre ambitions. Some of them include “ambitions” of murdering the faculty and marrying a dwarf. Take a look at their perplexing words below.

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happy fathers day to me!