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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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what does it say about me that my favorite book characters are vanyel ashkevron and drizzt do'urden? my childhood wasn't even that fucked up.

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I think about him and cigars way too much

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I made a uquiz to find out what member of a doomed spaceship crew you are, take it to find out what member of a doomed spaceship crew you are.

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Vanyel & Yfandes, and Bard Stefen from Magic's Price! Yeah I wasn't done drawing fanart for The Last Herald-Mage books, this series is gonna stay with me forever 💅💕

I had to draw older Vanyel with his pretty silver streaked hair, and Stefen!! He's such a sweetie🥺🥺💕 I'm just so happy for starting my "book journey" with reading something so wonderful and impactful to me. Like these characters are in my heart, Vanyel and his life throughout the whole thing... Ahhh I can't recommend it enough, I loved it all so much!! 😭😭💕💖

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so funny how vanyel’s dad is completely convinced he’s been sleeping with every guy in Haven and vanyel is like “tell that motherfucker I’ve been involuntarily celibate for THREE YEARS. whomst am I supposed to have been fucking on the border? hm? demons? SNOW? even jervis is starting to look good.”

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I recently fell into the Halstarion dumpster ✨🐻

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Vanyel Ashkevron suffered more than Jesus himself

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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HALSTARION TARZAN AU!!!

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beacon hills high memes. i don't KNOW

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gort wearing (modified) elie saab and waiting on durge to finish up his late evening assassinations hehe

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I would much rather welcome people into the queer community despite not understanding their identities or how their identity makes them queer than let them feel ostracized and unsafe in other spaces. If someone feels queer, then that's queer.

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Durgetash tragedy: What if the only person who could ever love you died, but then they came back and you thought you were lucky to have found them again, until you looked in their eyes and saw the eyes of a stranger, and you didn't lose them once, but twice (and you wouldn't survive the second time)

Durgetash horror: What if you were so obsessed with a man that kissing him and fucking him wasn't enough, and all you can think about, all day and sleepless night, is prying him open and pulling apart his insides trying to find what it is you love so dearly about this decaying bag of flesh and organs

Durgetash comedy: What if you spent all day trying to make an immortal man with a dead wife and a gay daughter (who won't talk to him) kill himself by fucking in front of his salad

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Gortash: "And you, honoured guest, will find me in my office above when you return. Do not come empty-handed."

Durge: ~visibly appalled~ Oh, but I will, Gortash. Who are you to say such a thing to the destroyer of death itself? I will come and go as I please. Your supposed partner-in-crime, nearest and dearest, sight for sore eyes? And you aren't falling over yourself to merely lay eyes on me again? Just wait. I'll paint your floors with entrails. I'll fill your bathtub with eyeballs. I'll sneak in your bed at night, when you've just slipped into sleep, and whisper utter depravity in your ears between sips of your blood, siphoned through a straw hewn of your own vessels. I'll...*trails on*

Gortash: *ignoring ten years' worth of red flags thrust upon him yet again and blatant Orin parallels* I did miss this.