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🌌you are stars wrapped in skin all the answers you seek are within 🌌 @aliencult-134340

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@birburger​

❛  yeah ? what are gonna do about it ? throw your dolly at me ?  ❜

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me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this

me: *ruins everything*

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i just drank an entire box of vanilla almond milk and i feel like i can take the world

MY ALMONDS ARE FUCKING ACTIVATED AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME

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❛ I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH ❜

“This is why I stopped talking to you, Hal.”

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Raptor Pilot

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@zooomies

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@sorscier

❛  so you’re telling me i’m wasting my talent ? wanna give me a hint as to why you’re so adamantly invested, or you just gonna leave me on the edge of my seat ?  ❜

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@firstbcywonder

❛   isn't it past your bedtime ?  ❜

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@guygrdner

❛  you're lucky i can't kill anyone with this ring.  ❜

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@deathstrokc

❛  no offense, deathstroke, but i’m not really in the business of taking orders from you.  ❜

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so... maybe like this for a small starter ?

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since i’m too lazy to fumble with a fancy graphics promo atm, i thought i should give this a go since these tend to get around a lot quicker…  so hi, everyone.    throw this a LIKE / REBLOG if you feel like writing with a HAL JORDAN from DC COMICS and i’ll check you out !! thanks in advance !!

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since i’m too lazy to fumble with a fancy graphics promo atm, i thought i should give this a go since these tend to get around a lot quicker…  so hi, everyone.    throw this a LIKE / REBLOG if you feel like writing with a HAL JORDAN from DC COMICS and i'll check you out !! thanks in advance !!

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Hal.