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Based on my last poll, I am summoning all monster fuckers of the fandom

If there is someone else, tell me in the tags But they gotta be at least a decent level of monster, if you show me a human with some extra bits stuck on then I will blast you

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We all know I had to :3c

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POLL TIME (PLEASE yap in the tags i want to see your blorbo lore)

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I saw a funny Twitter shitpost today and of all the things that could get me to actually draw, that was it.

Sorry.

You made some A+ picks for commanders there, Marshal.

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character who is sun-coded but not in the traditional ray-of-sunshine way. character who is sun-coded in the sense that they burn hot and bright and powerful, that they’re a raging fury of fire and passion, and that maybe, just maybe, they are destroying themselves as they do so.

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Statue of Jesus getting slowly absorbed by tree at old cemetery in Bieszczady mountains, Poland

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I think awfully a lot about the time where Trahearne just… teleports for no reason before spewing out, “Well Done” ???

Like.. since when can you do this? Why is this the only time I’m seeing you do this ??

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Trahearne being lovingly terrorized by @marshal-of-my-heart's cat Pippin. Welcome to Tumblr! :)

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Y'know what? Maybe I'm crazy for this, but I am curious if others had similar things with their characters.

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trahearne is autistic

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Trahearne. Him. He. :)

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i don’t think we talk about trahearne’s elbow-length-yet-fingerless gloves enough as a fandom

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the genius foresight of guild wars 2 devs designing skiffs and going ‘we disabled collision between skiffs so you cant troll and go bumpercars slamming into other peoples skiffs. however if youre in the same party we enabled collision so you can ram into your friends as much as you want’

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I love elonian society so much it's like "Grandpa died. But he always paid his taxes so it's no big deal. We're just going to have him resurrected, he'll do a few years of military service and then he'll hang out back home for all eternity"

And also "My neighbor was a government employee so he died he got the bonus package. He is still my neighbor he's just also a 3 meter tall quadrupedal warmachine now. I helped him to make the doors bigger."

Something about the undead just being a casual part of everyday life for them gets to me. I am very grateful we got to see that side and not have Awakened only ever presented as enemies.

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1600 GEMS???? SIXTEEN HUNDRED GEMS FOR A F1NAL FANTA5Y LOOKING-ASS JADE BOT SKIN YOU'D HARDLY SEE????

The skin is also apparently also only client-side, no one else will see the skin, PLEASE do not gouge yourself by spending 1600g on a cat jade bot you'll hardly even spot, this thing should be like mail carrier skin price if anything. Don't give them money for this and tell them this is okay. Be nice to yourself, buy two character slots or like 4 mount adopt licenses instead for the same damn price.