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The Great Perhaps
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Kayla. 21. Montclair State University English Ed Student. Book enthusiast. Nerdfighter. Victim of wanderlust.
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I’ve become convinced that all Hallmark movies are created madlibs style using the following formula.
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I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year
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You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”
I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.
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If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts
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In the modern idiom:
“So Bob said […]” indicates that I am directly quoting Bob.
“Then Bob was like […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob.
“And Bob was all […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob, and additionally I am being a dick about it.
I don’t know about you, but I think it’s fantastic that we have a specific grammatical convention for that.
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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
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when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you
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My ed when I have a normal dinner
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Someone didn’t get the memo.
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science side of tumblr:  pufferfish caught in a swirling vortex of bubbles caused by warm and cold water currents colliding
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Angry face 😡
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Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.
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US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes: 
girl scouts selling cookies
garbage disposals
regular school assemblies 
PSAs
coupons
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when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat
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