Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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Indiewire has just called Hayao Miyazaki 'the movie world's least convincing retiree' I am CACKLING
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i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening
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concentrates really hard and turns all the microplastics in my body into a gift card for olive garden that has $2 on it
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the reason people smoke is just so they have an excuse to put on a big coat and stand outside doing nothing else. a practice which is lost in todays digital era </3
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when you're scrolling tumblr dot com in public and go to backread the blog of a beloved mutual and they've changed their url to "caligulaspisskink" and their header is a man's ass being eaten by a snake in a subversion of the garden of eden and then every post on their blog is about oral fixation in the divergent series
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i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside
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Carl Fischer, Muhammad Ali as Saint Sebastian, 1967
‘(Ali) was deep in thought, mulling the similarities between his own martyrdom and that of the saint he portrayed. “He took his right hand out from behind his back and pointed at each of the arrows,” recalled Lois to Rolling Stone. “Then he’d say the names of the people in this world that were out to get him.” Names of government figures who’d emerged from Ali’s mouth slowly and deliberately: Lyndon Johnson, General Westmoreland, Robert McNamara, and more—one for each of the six wounds.
When the cover hit newsstands, on April 4, 1968, the loaded metaphor wasn’t lost on the American public; readers were shocked and in awe. The same day, Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated, endowing the image with even deeper significance, and highlighting themes of racial persecution and peaceful protest.’
The Photograph That Made a Martyr out of Muhammad Ali
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