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[profespresso]

Strawberry: Is... is there anyone here?

Hm? Oh well, yes yes, I am here. I acknowledge that you are Strawberry Cookie— no?

Ignore any visible bags under my eyes or the rather fatigued state I am currently in. I understand it isn't the most presentable with meeting with someone but you will have to excuse that.

Is there anything you require? With being present here, you may request what you need now or later. Preferably: now. I have a project to get to.

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im a god 😝😝😝😝) anyways 🤨🤨 depresso < latte/j

Making a pun out of my name now? Hm. Originality? Semi... on point. Bonus points for the effort of the whole gesture.

Hm...

I don't want to strip you away from your freedom of speech on this platform but yet, I can't help but say vice versa (of course, in a playful matter; no harsh feelings to Latte Cookie).

I'm most likely going to regret posting this so late at night. Is it truly night? It is (technically) almost a new day (11:55 P.M). Out of character much? Not exactly. Yet, being a tad bit teasing and playful? Er... I would not classify myself as such. I should but... no, I shan't rest.

No need to fret; it's not odd for me to stay up. Defying the whole concept of sleep is basically what I am known for.

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Deez nuts

Erm, is that terminology I'm not well aware of? I am sure that there is a plethora of matters to digest and well, learn, but...

Huh? Beg your pardon?

Coffee beans aren't exactly nuts, they are— beans. Blatantly that, to say exactly...

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Would you think the 5 hour energy drinks sold at convenient stores would help? I do not know if they work differently than coffee, but I have developed a stronger tolerance to caffeine (making me ultimately rendered useless to my overnight studies).

If I consumed two, would I be energized for 10 hours? If that is true, I could drink 5 of them for 25 hour energy? Is my high caffeine tolerance able to withstand such concoction?

I need answers.

[profespresso]

—hm? do you truly require my presence now?

intro;

Why hello. You might know me, yes? I dare not to be egotistical, but I am Espresso Cookie. Although, if you have not heard of me; I'm the founder of the Coffee Magic school. I will not be brash if you have not heard of it (I am sure you might not've heard of the Republic that bears its grounds overseas if my name doesn't ring any bells). I am also known as a professor and teach Coffee Magic at the Parfaedia Institute. I wouldn't be surprised if Latte Cookie has mentioned my name in reminisce.

I absolutely despise wasting my time when there could be more advancements in the field of Coffee Magic, yet I am here. The reason is my arrival on said platform is of... a certain Cookie's doing (cough cough Madeleine Cookie cough). I hate how I have pledged my commitment to this media. Same with how I am curious of what others have thought. Ever since coming to the Cookie Kingdom, such platforms have risen in popularity. I paid no mind to it— it is a simple distraction from my work! I already have enough to take care of. I would tell more of the full tale, but I doubt I have time to take a moment to share it, yet I care about the verbosity of my writing.

In a nutshell: Madeleine suggested (or should I say, forced) me to come here so I could get more social interactions. Which, I shall say, get enough of already. I did deny his suggestion, he already knows I have enough on my hands! He pestered and pestered, until he compromised he would pay me no mind if I did make an account. I did say yes, it was a surprisingly reluctant agreement for me to utter. It felt rather unfair; he would let me take a breather and carry on my work in peace for the cost of merely owning a social media account.

That is why I am present here. He does come by and checks on me... which I do not know if it does fulfill our agreement we made. Nonetheless, I did say I will post an introduction to my blog today and try to post semi-weekly. It is more difficult than it sounds, but for the sake of it all, I shall oblige and chat about my matters and other's. I hate acting so uncharacteristically, but what other choice do I have? I am sure you would do the same in my position, no?

Oh! I have to go right this minute. Work. Well, shall I say take care? Goodbye? Hm... I shall settle on a "goodbye for now."

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misc. info;

hello!! haha, welcome to my espresso asks blog. here, I will take the spot of espresso cookie and answer questions and chat to people (and other cookies)! <3 i might make art!

my pronouns are he/they! when i am out of character, i will sign off with a white heart emoji at the end of a set of paragraphs/sentences (-🤍)

main acc is @aldemoo

here are the rules to what I accept and don't:

i DO accept:

asks from other Cookie blogs (looks at madeleine blogs)

asks to the owner directly

anons

rather playful asks (ex. "will u plz marry me?!? QwQ????!?????)

what i DO NOT accept:

anything romantic that IS NOT A CLEAR JOKE

i am a minor el oh el but if you ask something in a clear, joking way like "plz kizze me uwu" i will find it to be the funniest thing ever. i understand that it is to the character, not me, but i don't want to receive some person from greenland asking me to date them and take them to a date at their local applebee's for some of their overpriced cardboard breadsticks as i am roleplaying as a cookie. IT ALSO APPLIES TO COOKIE BLOGS. yes, i am looking at you; madeleine.

anything sexual (as i said, i am a minor ecks dee— sorry i don't want to fuck you go to some other acc if you want your hot steamy cookie sex)

i might add more if it is needed!! i have never operated an ask blog but i feel in the mood to interact w/ others and be a sentient coffee cookie el oh el ecks dee el am ae oh

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