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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

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Always a good time to burn down yet another village!

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And then I reblogged every post I saw. Like a whore.

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Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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my god, there is never any time to recover from the world

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music is like music to my ears

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im doomed by the narrative but the narrative is a bunch of conscious choices i've made in the past

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fans of characters that hate vulnerability will be like “i cant wait until they cry 😍 cant wait until the weight of their emotions breaks them 😍”

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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they want you to make fried rice

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does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird

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evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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bitch let me see it

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When a character’s death is so traumatic you just sit there like