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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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"Sorry kid, it's nothing personal." "First, I'm 35. I am not a kid. Second, you broke into my home, killed the love of my life and kidnapped my child at school, and you are trying to tell me it's nothing personal?"

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wanting

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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The solution to ableism isn't for me to "stop calling myself disabled", it's for everyone to stop treating "disabled" as a bad word

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Sending this post another year into the future (6/17/24)

Hobbit AU where everything is exactly the same except that Bilbo wears the same outfit and radiates the same disaster gay energy as he did in the USSR in 1982.

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Walter Molino

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✨🏳️‍⚧️ A short pride comic, hope you’re all well 🏳️‍⚧️✨

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I realized I hadnt posted the birth of the sun here, the very beginning of the Celestial Somebody story! The first few pages are very scruffy and the colours change midway lol.

Welcome to the Universe, Sun!

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HIGHLY foreboding thrift store omen

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