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if i was at harvard in 2004 i would’ve stopped it

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thinking about her

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violencecore and evilcore and murdercore and cruelcore and killcore yeah im fucking insane...I'm fucking insane....

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me trying to communicate that i am also gay through my eyeballs whenever I think the cashier is gay not to hit on them obviously just to let them know we are the same

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In the movie Spiderman (2002) you can see how thicc the Green Goblin is. This is a reference to me being turned on by the Green Goblin.

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I personally dislike labels but if you're going to put the sunkist orange sticker on my head I'd let it stay there

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i always use 💛and i am always hoping deep in my heart that one day i will send it to someone still on android 4 so it appears as 

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credit: ♡

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I wish I understood what goes on inside Mads Mikkelsen’s head

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i think there needs to be a lying face down emoji

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my favorite thing about the moomins is that their domestic cottagecore aesthetic is basically just a cover for the fact that they’re actually like 2 degrees of separation from going full feral at any one time and literally everyone knows it

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The fact that makeup is considered to be “mature” and “sexulized” implies that being a clown or mime is the sluttiest job out there

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Wearing a huge t-shirt in the house… that’s fashion baby

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we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator