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ok YAYY YIPEEE ill definitely send you the first chapter once ive finished the first draft

ok SO 2 things 1. what are your pronouns and 2. if i start writing that ness/lore fic would you consider beta reading it

She/Her

AND YES I WILL READ YOUR FIC ARE YOU KIDDING not gonna promise to provide the most helpful feedback but definitely need to get my grubby little hands in on that.

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AHH TY SODAA

FINAL ROUND

Propaganda from submitters below the cut; I will reblog any additions!

GlaDOS (Portal) -murderous ai -please don't ask me about the veracity of the cake -GLaDOS isn't just a computer she is the entirety of Aperture, she was created to contain the mind of a separate lady but seems to have her own personality, and her creators hate her and she killed them. I love her. I will forgive all her crimes. Yeah she's a bully but she's also severely hurt she can kill all she wants. (reblog link)

Data (Star Trek) -Data is a sentient synthetic life form designed in the likeness of Doctor Noonien Soong, his creator. In his growth as an individual, Data was later augmented with an emotion chip to help him better understand human behavior and increase his own humanity. -reblog link for images (1) -reblog link for images (2)

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Chef teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Times Stew Roman

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

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this is what i imagine when i think about her fight

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Y’all once again proving your transphobia by getting mad that trans men don’t like to be called fujoshis. Like if you want to talk about trans men who like yaoi the word fudanshi - meaning men who like yaoi - is right there. You don’t have to call trans men women.

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COME ON PLEEWASEE VOTE DATA GUYS WE CAN WIN CMONNN

FINAL ROUND

Propaganda from submitters below the cut; I will reblog any additions!

GlaDOS (Portal) -murderous ai -please don't ask me about the veracity of the cake -GLaDOS isn't just a computer she is the entirety of Aperture, she was created to contain the mind of a separate lady but seems to have her own personality, and her creators hate her and she killed them. I love her. I will forgive all her crimes. Yeah she's a bully but she's also severely hurt she can kill all she wants. (reblog link)

Data (Star Trek) -Data is a sentient synthetic life form designed in the likeness of Doctor Noonien Soong, his creator. In his growth as an individual, Data was later augmented with an emotion chip to help him better understand human behavior and increase his own humanity. -reblog link for images (1) -reblog link for images (2)

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this is like 100% petty all things considered but i just can’t wait until some of u learn that it is absolutely normal for people of any age to refer to their dads as “daddy” in many parts of the south like it isn’t a red flag there. 60 year old women in my family still refer to their dads as “daddy.” and btw i think anyone should be allowed to call their own fathers whatever they want without someone either making it nasty or being accusatory like don’t you get tired of making ppl uncomfortable for no reason

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I don't really have anything to say this is stupid

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if you really think about it, nina doesn't deserve an enemies to friends to fwb to lovers arc with nina.

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You guys really liked my last poll so

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You guys really liked my last poll so

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OH MY GOD YESS

We need a moot fam trivia game show about specific things about the members

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NO LOOK AT HIM. I. OUHHJHHHHHHHGGHHH

imggonnna theow up worf witu a ponytail,,,, ohg&h my gos worf with a ponytaioll,,,,,,

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)