professionalbeard

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someone come shoot me fr fr fr fr

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sometimes i forgot that i’m fr pretty then i have a good face day and i’m like damn i’m acc a pretty girl who would’ve thought

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middle class americans are the funniest and stupidest people in the world

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i’m really never on here anymore i miss my tumblr girlies how are u all

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feeling very normal girl by sza today

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i need to quit my job so bad

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why isn’t there a way to make a post for mutuals only ☹️☹️

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crazy how people come up to me and speak arabic or be like u speak arabic right like idk what about me has changed but i never used to get this lmaooooooo

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i need to start going to the gym so i could beat the shit out of this man

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i literally don’t get why these heartstopper kids only text each other through ig like it actually stresses me out

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when this guy was tryna get my number and i go no i have a bf and he’s like it’s ok we can be friends like bro why would i ever wanna be ur friend like why do men always have so much audacity

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goes hard i’m afraid

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every 3 days me and this man will get into an argument about the dumbest shit and i’ll cry for a solid 2 hours listening to lana and decide i’m done w him forever then he’ll text me and i’ll answer and i’ll get over all of it in 2 seconds truly in my floppest of eras

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i feel like men shouldn’t have friends like it’s a feminine thing fr

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i always loved the way they loved

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in another life i would still wanna have a coke with you

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a tumblrina with a job is like a butterfly with her wings clipped