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NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

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gweh

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i agree i was like "oh thats a sick ass name"

Can I just say that "Lan" as a name is so cool and you're awesome for it?

Oh yay thanks >< <3

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i'm a genius

and if anybody else out there with access to a button press wants to make these pins for themselves i've included a sheet to print out under the readmore

as long as you're printing this in portrait orientation without margins on a 8.5x11 inch sheet of paper, this should print out in the correct sizes for 25mm buttons and 37mm buttons respectively

apologies if tumblr shrinking the image size makes the image quality not so great if you print this out as it is, i'd suggest putting it through a threshold filter so it just uses black ink

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Politicians will say fear-mongering stuff about ‘pregnant men’ (trans men) and like 60 popular funny blogs™ will rush to post “ermm doesn’t this idiot now that omegaverse isn’t real lmao 🤣” and then thousands of people will reblog it agreeing with the idea that pregnant men are just fictional and jokes

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Tell me when you get bored. A story about doses. [x]

I posted this on twitter and had a variety of aggressive ableism thrown my way.

This is a story about changing what I can in spite of what I cannot for the comfort of my loved ones. The thing that others find to be hurtful about me is that I like to spend time in silent solitude. People who love me often feel hurt that I tend to solve my own problems instead of leaning on them.

When we spend too much time together, people find my neutrality to be concerning, and it becomes too much for people to be unable to read me.

To show the people I love that I enjoy their company in ways they can understand, I pool my energy together to be high-energy, peppy, and social. Since this is not my natural state of being, it takes effort, which can only be expended in small doses. I amplify the things people like in me while filtering out everything they dislike about me when I am in their company.

I change my behaviors for those I love, but at the end of the day, I cannot change my neutral state of being, which is the thing that they want most out of me.

This is a story about me accommodating people in the best way I know how, not the other way around. I would truly appreciate it if people don't misconstrue this anecdote as me asking for dismissal of hurtful behavior when in reality, people find hurt in the fact that I simply exist, and I must change for them.

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I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts

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Earthmover with comically long neck. Is that something

yes user abtl, this is definitely something.

(day 3, submission 1)

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draw fat elves now

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they call me emperor faggotine and i shoot rainbow lightning from my hands at my enemies, turning them gay

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I am super against light pollution, and have been for decades

but I am also super annoyed by the way it's framed as "without light pollution you can see how beautiful the night sky is" way more prominently than it's framed as "hey, did you ever stop to think of how much energy/resources/money are literally wasted by having so much light shine up into the sky?"

so people get the idea that light pollution can only be remedied by eliminating all night-time light, which would make being outside at night very inconvenient, instead of by making night-time light shine only on the ground where, y'know, the people who need it are

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taste

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when does photomatt come back, I know its in may but I want to know if I should back up my blog in two days or if its safe til the middle of the month

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Objectively it's not even in the top ten worst things about Canada but def. one of the most personally embarrassing to me is that half the population lives in one narrow 1,000 km strip bookended by major cities and yet we still haven't managed to figure out high speed passenger rail up and down the corridor. Absolute joke of a country.

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A word from Bisan to the students of the U.S. in their campus solidarity encampments.