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Dusting Cicero, Galleria Borghese in Rome.
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a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.
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we are cancelling all tours of our factories until further notice because we're replacing all the floors with bottomless pits so you have to do platforming on conveyor belts and catwalks to get around
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i love having crippling depression because i can sleep for hours and still want to wake up and kill myself
#abc shut it#buts it’s fine it’s whatever#my depression is my job and my job only#if i ask for help or reassurance im a controlling freak who needs to get over themselves#how come i’m expected to manage my depression all the time when ppl can’t be fucking nice to me or help me out#i need this burden eased a little bit but i’m not allowed to ask for help#bc one i should be able to do it on my own and two ppl just don’t wanna help me#i ask and ask and get told reasons why ppl can’t help me#but i’m expected to help them the second i get asked and drop everything to help them#as if i don’t have my own life and those same ppl couldn’t be bothered to help me#like i really feel like im at my wits end :))#there’s nothing left for me to give#no more energy to pretend i’m not depressed anymore#i’m burnt the fuck out but no one can help me
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i would love to have a reason for being alive. truly.
#abc shut it#but i’m only alive to be a convient servant/tool for others#no one thinks of me unless they need something from me#i’m so sick of feeling so isolated and boxed out#i wish i had ppl i actually felt were more than aquantences#i wish ppl would invite me to things#i wish ppl would think of me at all.#‘don’t you have a girlfriend’ i would love to have friendships outside of her bc she has a life and is busy and can’t talk every second#of everyday#it’s like great having a partner but i need things outside my relationship#and i have nothing bc literally no one gives a shit abt any of my creative endeavors so what’s the point#no one cares what i have to say and always have some condensing shit to say abt things i do like#and am expected to care when ppl talk abt shit that i could care less abt#but if i show i don’t care im the asshole even tho ppl do it tk me constantly#no one fucking listens to me literally no one gives a shit#i have no reasons to be alive and yet here i am anyways
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i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?
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At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?
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Had a dream that Jerma said faggot on stream and everyone referred to him as “Slurma” afterward to sort of shame him
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I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen
“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak
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