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fave genre of comment on terrible songs

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I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

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Show idea: magical girl group but each girl is based on one of the seven heavenly virtues

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This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him

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OMG

It's definitely already been done, but this pic is just soooo Superboy-coded.

OG under cut

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perhaps a second guess <3

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Enjoy a little Ianthe in the Hades style :)

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game

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I think people get the “Bruce dancing like a stripper in the Iceberg Lounge” situation all wrong. The batkids won’t die of embarrassment because that’s their dad. They’ll die of frustration because they will never, ever be able to make Bruce feel embarrassed about it.

Do you really think the man who would strip and bust it down for the secret identity has the capacity to feel shame? Exactly.

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If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

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“ten things everyone should know,” a zine I made. (march 2017)

(click & flip through like a book)