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LGBTQ

Let’s Guillotine the Bourgeoisie Tonight, Qomrades!

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Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H”

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me, mentally projecting at other women on the night bus: we are allies. if you need me, i will come to your aid

other women on the night bus, returning my mental projection: allies we are. also i love your raincoat.

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Exercising is good for depression but depression makes it next to impossible to exercise

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Sometimes when you meet someone, there’s a click. I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I believe in that click.

Ann Aguirre, Blue Diablo (via wordsnquotes)

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“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.”

All photos via Reddit. Please click on each one for individual credit.

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someone: i’ll never leave u!

me, after having been told this several times and then inevitably abandoned in the past: 😍 omg really????? 💖💖💖💕💕💕💗💗💗✨✨✨✨💖💖💖💕💕💕💗💗💗✨✨✨✨💖💖💖💕💕💕💗💗💗✨✨✨✨💖💖💖💕💕💕💗💗💗✨✨✨✨

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no offense but why is being alive so consistently bad

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Being attracted to men is an endless cycle of “Wow he’s good looking” and watching that man do the absolute most to show you he’s hideous on the inside.

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Some of you guys are so nice and sweet! Some of y'all? Demons

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