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mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

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i like to make myself super sad and then walk into a crowded area and watch all the empaths fall to the floor and start writhing in pain

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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

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it is with great sorrow i must report the babylon bee, best known for having one joke ("did you just assume my gender"), has managed to produce a legit banger.

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If discord is a real word that just means 'disagreement' then discordkitten could be a warrior cat name

not in my house

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5 Mario Characters I'd Eat & How I'd Cook Them

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Absolutely obsessed with this hurdy gurdy rigged up to a tredle sewing machine stand. Man is going NUTS on the thingamabob!!!

His tiktok has more videos as well!

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look at this awesome tweet

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the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

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