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The purpose of life is to get really into stories that drive you so crazy you sometimes feel the need to throw up from how much you love them

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twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

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?!

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

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tell me something soft

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yall need to be nicer to victor frankenstein, post partum depression is no joke

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yeah

I’m drawing Tori because why the fuck not and listening to the solitaire audiobook because I can’t really read properly and i realise i probably look obsessed

Adding onto that I don’t even know how I ended up with a very like, whatever I’m going to call this obsession or whatever with solitaire because I read it when I was 11

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This movie is magic

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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

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Why have we demonized wanting attention?

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thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

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הבל | hevel

This is how it goes: God whispers in Cain’s jealous ear, drawing his attention to the Sin crouched at his doorway. Sin has haunted eyes and a mouth that has been kissed. Let there be no doubt that Sin has been kissed, with a wet-red mouth that may taste of blood or pomegranate or the electric crackle of a stoplight. Cain looks at Sin. He runs his tongue over his teeth.

This is how it goes: Cain leaves the house at one am in bare feet and a hoodie, careful to avoid the last stair that creaks, and treks out into the Field. There are many fields in the world but there is only one Field. Cain feels the difference in the grass when he crosses the border from field to Field, the way the grey-green blades stand up at attention in his wake, the way the dirt turns ice-cold and furious beneath his heels. The earth is good with foreshadowing. The tree of Knowledge has deep roots.

This is how it goes: God says, I will take you or your brother.

God says, You get to choose.

And Cain says, “When you split me and my brother in the womb, you did not divide us evenly. He got kindness, and I got longing. He got complacence, and I got ambition. I want to kill him sometimes. I think sometimes he wants to die.”

I have never made brothers before, God explains. That is how I thought they were made. What more do you want?

“I want to steal some of his kindness,” Cain says, and shakes his pocket knife out of his sleeve.

Back at home, Abel sits up in his bed with a start, heart racing. That was close, he thinks, that was a damn close one, and does not know why.

In the Field, the ground warms as blood seeps into the dirt. 

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war between India and Pakistan is so stupid it's like we are competing with India

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same alice. same.

I am very tired

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"you have solidly proven that everyone and everything is shit. well done, gold star. now please, delete yourself from my life."

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Toasty I love you

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THREE!!!! I MUST TELL THE TOWN!!!!! THREE 10+ MINUTES SONGS!!!

a new 10+ minute csh song has been unleashed I'm no longer killing myself