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professoryobbish · 4 years
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Might as well like on the island of Forget Me, as far as Cowell’s concerned
Tbh I’m kinda curious about Professor Yobbish’s other books. What’s the one he’s writing on butterflies about??
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professoryobbish · 4 years
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Sharks And Other Great Pets
Tbh I’m kinda curious about Professor Yobbish’s other books. What’s the one he’s writing on butterflies about??
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professoryobbish · 4 years
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Butterflies. (I’m curious too, someone should ask Cressida Cowell about it.)
Tbh I’m kinda curious about Professor Yobbish’s other books. What’s the one he’s writing on butterflies about??
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professoryobbish · 5 years
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mod:... just ignore this blog. I went too beserk. and I don’t really want to close it. tell me if I should private any more posts...
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professoryobbish · 5 years
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BAH! FEBURARY’S A MONTH OF CELEBRATION!
STOICK TEE VAST WOOD BACK ME UP!
No one is supposed to enjoy February. You’re not even supposed to think about it. It’s a practice in stoicism. mind your own business and just let it pass. Lock your doors and windows. Speak in quiet tones
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professoryobbish · 5 years
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Good. Do you have 20 oysters or a smallish chicken on you? I have an offer...
i think we, as a fandom, don’t bully professor yobbish enough
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professoryobbish · 5 years
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*an actual YOBBISH Tumblr account approaches
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{Dummy! Theme plays} 
OH YEAH???!!! @arofili
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(*They don’t seem much for writing many words. No one is happy with this)
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PICK ON ME!!!
(rudery masster at WURK: U forgot my GLORIOUS CREDENTIALS, thoust fool)
i think we, as a fandom, don’t bully professor yobbish enough
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professoryobbish · 5 years
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THAT NEEDS MORE WORDS...
waIT... >:( 
Gott IT! Yell at me louder than loud!
Wait...
i think we, as a fandom, don’t bully professor yobbish enough
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professoryobbish · 5 years
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Loudly?
i think we, as a fandom, don’t bully professor yobbish enough
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professoryobbish · 5 years
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OHH YEH?! DIDest *THOU* STUdDy DRAGgoneses 4 YEARS?! DO U DAR DISHONOR QUIDsfase THE TERRIBLE???
... “ sloot”???? Wassa... U WAN’ GO A’ RUDERY?! DAT IT?!?!?!
i think we, as a fandom, don’t bully professor yobbish enough
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professoryobbish · 5 years
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Loudly.
Yell at it.
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professoryobbish · 5 years
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Yet more of my wizard professor, who has a poodle familiar which follows him everywhere.
I should probably mention that my school also has an astronomy tower decorated with alchemy symbols.
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professoryobbish · 5 years
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professoryobbish · 5 years
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Yer a pirate! :D
when people ask me what my hobbies are
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professoryobbish · 5 years
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The Hooligan Observer would have a field day with this juicy video!
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professoryobbish · 5 years
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Are YOU allergic to reptiles? Even if you aren't, watch this classic film! [flashier than flashburn, so take caution, epileptic moviegoers!]
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professoryobbish · 5 years
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You're welcome. but it's maths. Maths shouldnt be treated as better than words, if this professor has any say, so it wasn't all that special, grumble grumble
So I just realized, I was in enough of a rush today that I didn't take any pictures in my Fishlegs cosplay, just made videos. So.... I'll have to get back into him probably after work and take pictures. And he'll look different than he will in the videos. Sorry....
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