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i swear to g OD i  DOn NTO!! need!! TIM ROTH!! ON MY DASSH!!!!!!!!!!

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&& . s t r e e t s p e a k i n .

         ‘ no kiddin’? ’ which, at this point, is a useless jab —- gentry’s expression hardly ever steers far from a firm stare off into wherever-the-hell-else, and, all too often, clint’s gung-ho humor and witty one-liners are sent sailing straight over top that permanent bedhead. a whole-hearted slap to gentry’s knee interrupts a brief, thirsty glance at the money presented. ‘ hey, good job, man. real good. real proud. gotchur heart in the right place and everything, but i’mma have to toss my funds to the gentry and dog wedding, a’ight? someone’s gotta fuel that flame, and i’ll be damned if i ain’t best man. keep it, G. ’

            ❛ I would marry Dog. ❜ Gentry reaches out and scratches between the animal’s ears, then gives him a big ol’ kiss atop his head. Paint-splattered hands pick six-hundred from the cash wad and leave it on the table, offering Clint a pointed stare.             ❛ I don’t need so much money, Clint. Take it. I’ll use mine to take you to dinner. ❜ Clint has been an amazing friend thus far; he deserves a reward.

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          ❛ A rich man bought one of my paintings today. ❜ He barely got the man’s name and his card crumbled into nothing when he accidentally dropped it in the rain gutter, but he has the 1200 dollars to prove it, which he tugs from his pocket and drops on the table. ❛ You take half of this and then I will designate one hundred of it to Dog. ❜   

     & . @streetspeakin       

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         ❛ I didn’t get you anything. I---- I couldn’t afford it, you know how it is. But I--- I was, well... I was thinking, if you asked, I could paint for you. Whatever you’d like, just name it and I can do that for you. To make up for--- a gift-less Christmas. ❜ He just stands there, rubbing and rubbing and rubbing the scars that pattern his neck with the meaty flesh of his palm, face twisted in something of mourning and regret. He shuffles from foot to foot, embarrassed. 

    &. @corpsecrybaby

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blueneighbcrhood:

“ please just let me forget. ”

“ c'mon try to guess what. ”

“ just leave me alone already. ”

“ no, i’m not going to. ”

“ you can’t change my mind. ”

“ my mind is made up. ”

“ i’m not gonna let you. ”

“ don’t do that to me. ”

“ think about what you’re doing. ”

“ why aren’t you listening now? ”

“ i want to sleep forever. ”

“ you need to leave now. ”

“ i’ll always have your back. ”

“ now there’s no going back. ”

“ the view really is spectacular. ”

“ i didn’t think you’d care. ”

“ why can’t you trust me? ”

“ don’t even bother with clothes. ”

“ i don’t love you anymore. ”

“ i am a great person. ”

“ you are a tolerable drunk. ”

“ exactly, why are you awake? ”

“ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”

“ how is that not hilarious? ”

“ please just calm down now. ” 

“ i was already calm, asshole. ”

“ i can see your underwear. ”

“ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”

“ please stop losing your temper. ”

“ you can cry if needed. ”

“ you have to run away. ”

“ i just wanna be yours. ”

“ ashes, we all fall down. ”

“ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”

five-word sentences.

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Jurassic Park [Sentence Starters]

"Hold on to your butts."

"Yeah, but, ___, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

"Woman inherits the earth."

"God help us, we're in the hands of engineers."

"The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you."

"Should we chance moving him?"

"Please, chance it."

"The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here staggers me."

"I think things are a little bit different then you and I had feared..."

"The only one I've got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer."

"Must go faster."

"Nobody could've predicted that ___ would suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle."

"That's chaos theory."

"We can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back."

"What's the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?"

"Well... we're back... in the car again."

"I bring the scientists, you bring a rock star."

"You wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun."

"Clever girl..."

"What's so great about discovery?"

"Boy, do I hate being right all the time!"

"You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it."

"What have they got in there, King Kong?"

"I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. ____."

"You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it."

"I can't wait any longer. Something went wrong."

"You think they'll have that on the tour?"

"That is absolutely out of the question."

"Life finds a way."

"____, I think we're back in business!"

"Don't move! He can't see us if we don't move."

"I told you! How many times?"

"You can't just stroll down the road, you know?"

"We can make it if we run."

"We are being hunted."

"You never had control, that's the illusion!"

"But I made a mistake, too, I didn't have enough respect for that power and it's out now."

"The only thing that matters now are the people we love. They're out there where people are dying."

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."

"After some consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park."

"____, the phones are working."

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the golden girls starter meme.

1. ❛ i’m not one to blow my own vertubenflugen. ❜  2. ❛ isn’t a fact that you have a drawer full of retirement home brochures & you’re just waiting for the first sign of dribble on your mother’s chin to lock her away forever? ❜ 3. ❛ tell me the truth. do these glasses make me look stupid? ❜  4. ❛ well, it’s unspeakable, that’s what it is. absolutely unspeakable. ❜  5. ❛ just because you walk around looking like an english lawyer doesn’t mean everybody has to. ❜  6. ❛ college isn’t really my style. i attend the school of life. ❜  7. ❛ you can go straight to h-e-double hockey sticks! ❜  8. ❛ i feel lousy, & being mean to you just makes me feel better. ❜  9. ❛ hello there, tall, dark, & jolly. ❜  10. ❛ my god, i’m hallucinating. i see little balls of sunshine in a bag. ❜  11. ❛ what happens when there’s only one of us left? ❜  12. ❛ i guess there’s a lesson to be learned here. sometimes life just isn’t fair, kiddo. ❜  13. ❛ i am shocked & i want details! ❜  14. ❛ let’s rent an adult video, drink mimosas, & french kiss the pillows. ❜  15. ❛ here we are, in the middle of a crisis, & there’s no cheesecake. ❜  16. ❛ you look like a prostitute. ❜  17. ❛ she says you are the scum of the earth, — but she said it with a lot of love in her eyes. ❜  18. ❛ i’m the biggest slut. ❜  19. ❛ gee, with only three hours’ sleep, i can be as bitchy as you. ❜  20. ❛ you’re always a bit ornery, unpleasant, impolite, even downright mean. that’s part of your charm. ❜  21. ❛ thank you, you bed-hopping relic. ❜  22. ❛ i could vomit just looking at you. ❜  23. ❛ i am upset because i was not the center of attention & nobody said i was the prettiest. ❜  24. ❛ oh, blow it out your tubenburbles! ❜  25. ❛ i haven’t had to disappoint this many men since daddy tore down the tree house. ❜  26. ❛ isn’t it amazing how i can feel so bad & still look so good? ❜  27. ❛ i could get herpes listening to this story! ❜  28. ❛ i have a rule. if i can’t pronounce it, i don’t put it in my mouth. ❜  29. ❛ is that ‘ kick me hard ‘ sign a fashion statement? ❜  30. ❛ come on, like you never pretended to be possessed by somebody’s dead husband of a couple of laughs. ❜ 

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wes anderson inspired sentence meme

“I saved Latin. What did you ever do?”

“I was punched in the face. What’s your excuse?”

“So we both have dead people in our families.”

“I’m sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!”

“Mmm, I’m a little bit lonely these days.”

“She’s sweet, but she’s fucked-up.”

“I just wanted to say, I’m sorry I threw rocks at you that day.”

“Hell of a damn grave. Wish it were mine.”

“I’m talking about putting a brick through the other guy’s windshield. I’m talking about taking it out and chopping it up.”

“That’s the last time you put a knife in me!”

“Let’s shag ass.”

“I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet, maybe dynamite.”

“What are you doing? Go to bed, you sons of bitches!”

“Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.”

“Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass.

“If we don’t handle this right, we’re gonna all get murdered.”

“Be cool on this shit, okay, cubbie?”

“Obviously people are gonna think I’m a showboat and a little bit of a prick.”

“This is an adventure.”

“I still wish I could breathe underwater.”

“If you ever touch me again I will kick your goddamn teeth out.”

“We fuckin’ stole it, man.”

“I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“We’re in love. We just want to be together. What’s wrong with that?”

“I love you. I never hurt you you on purpose.”

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&& . s t r e e t s p e a k i n .

seeing gentry smile has about the same effect as seeing a dog smile: adorable and heartwarming, yet slightly alarming to find that there’s TEETH behind all that fur. and that laugh, one so rare that echoing it is inevitable, hand reaching to pat his back warmly. 

‘ merry x-mas to us, buddy. the best coupla’ handsome, broke-as-a-joke sumbitches around. ti amo. ’ followed by one long, steady look between him and Dog, who seemed to be happy just to be part of the general atmosphere. ‘ …hey. tell ya what. put cher shoes on. let’s go do somethin’, y’know? flaunt these twinsie threads and hit the town. heard they got this sweet-ass hookup in the gazebo. biggest tree around. real romantic for you n’ dog here. ’

                ❛ Okay, I’ve just got--- to find trousers. ❜ He wriggles away from Clint and out from under Dog, who is less than eager to move. He tucks the blanket around the canine and kisses his snout before venturing to his bedroom in dark boxers. Clothes are an arduous task as of late, as he’s fallen in a slump, so he’s just been avoiding wearing most of them. He emerges from his room in usual garb, hood pulled over top of his uncombed, wild hair. In his hands, he counts out a few measly, crumpled dollar bills.                 ❛ I’ve got around seven dollars. I believe Christmas hot dogs are in order ? ❜

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‘ shit, son. ’ because everything coming out of his mouth is so god damn corny and yet also so endearing, and clint’s caught in a twenty-two of shaking his head, heaving that raspy huff. in a grandiose motion, he sweeps across the couch and hooks the other’s head into the crook of his arm — something of a fat, sloppy kiss tacked through the mess of a scraggly cheek. ‘ it’s perf, amico. GRAZIE. ’

and, in a brilliant moment of realization as his chest crinkles against gentry’s shoulder, his brows pop and he makes a silent oh. ‘ word up, though. important people deserve … yadda yadda. check it. ’ ever quirky, a hand disappears up the hem of his shirt and returns with a gift only slightly more presentable than gentry’s own handiwork, laying it nicely atop a messy head of dark hair. hidden up his chest for so long he’d forgotten about it, and the rest is like street magic, it’s science, it’s parlor tricks, it’s whatever, man, i’m a god damn carnie.

‘ ain’t much, but, y’know.’ 

              The attention is gratifying, even if he tells himself he gave Clint that gift expecting nothing in return. Secretly, he’d been hoping for something like this. Some display of thankfulness that Gentry even THOUGHT of him. The Italian brings a toothy grin of pride and thanks out of him and Gentry snickers, hand placed on Dog’s side for balance as he reaches up and takes the parcel from his head.                 ❛ You got me something ? ❜ He’s a little taken aback, unused to getting things in general as he tears the wrap away. The flannel inside unravels and the brushes fall into his lap. His eyes widen. It would be different if it wasn’t a gift pertaining to the one thing he holds closest to his heart, even closer than Clint or Dog and that’s saying something. He looks at Clint, at the brushes, at Clint again.They’re brushed aside as he abruptly rises to his knees and wraps his arms around Clint’s neck, pressing a kiss to each side of Clint’s head. He laughs in his ear.               ❛ Grazie, mio fratello. Ti AMO.  ❜

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as one might expect, the extension of his manners doesn’t reach far past the bemused ‘ huh ’ spoken over the mouth of a cheap brew, brows furrowed in despite his skeptic grin. he didn’t expect his newfound roomie to be the most social animal, but he certainly didn’t expect to be one whom he’d crown  BEST FRIEND. 

         ‘ yo, hey, i didn’t mean, uh ——– ’ lips pull to a line, a sort of snort present in lieu of word disassociation. rather, he hoists himself to a lean on the couch, sets down his beer, and plucks up the object in question ( what seems to be a menagerie of tape and crinkled paper and maybe something else concealed underneath, he’s not so sure. he wouldn’t put it too far past gentry to gift him a homemade wad of scraps, as if that’s just another thing he’d have to nod his head to like it had some sort of deeper artistic value ). hesitantly, he flips it between his hands and decides on an end to peel at — a coin-flip decision in his mind as neither end really looks like a head or a tail, so to speak, but rather two ends alchemized together into one solid blob. fishing around to fist out a warm lump of something, he pulls it out in the manner of an accordion and holds it up at eye level. 

it’s a hoodie. not too unlike the one gentry’s so wrapped up in right now ( and has been for the past month ), black and ordinary, spare the considerable white stitching of a large TARGET on the back when he turns it over. it’s stupid — cheesy, really, that god damn grin he splays when eyes fall on the lame-ass insignia he’d so ironically chosen for himself, illustrated perfectly here despite its little haphazard imperfections, like it’s the best fucking thing he’s seen in years. 

might as well be.

         ‘…you got this for me, man? ’

                He watches Clint with that characteristic half-lidded intensity that insinuates there’s more going on than just a tired young man with paint in his beard. Gentry lets the blanket fall around his waist, exposing the older sweatshirt and Dog hiding beneath it, fast asleep. A nod.                 ❛ Of course, ❜ he says, as if Clint asked a question with an obvious answer. Paint-crusted fingernails pick at each other in thought and he’s quiet for a pretty considerable amount of time. ❛ You’re important and of course important people should be gifted more--- expensive things. But this is what my budget allowed. Knowing you, I think you’re fairly simple. ...and I’ve already stolen the original. ❜ A hand plucks at the fabric covering his probably bare chest and he offers a wry smile. 

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camewiththeframe:

Merry Christmas from Jake and Yukon Cornelius. 🎄

Gifs: giphy.com

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               ❛ I have--- the woman who owns the sandwich shop down the road from me offered tickets to the light show. The one they’ve been advertising in the papers ? Would you like to go ? ❜ Almost no part of him exposes his excitement except his smile. He holds a ticket out for her to take, nodding his head.

             & . @bloodiedwolf

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           ❛ I know you said Christmas is no big deal. I know, but--- ❜ He’s perched on the sofa’s edge, wrapped in Clint’s sweater and the blanket from his bedroom, looking a little more bedraggled than usual. A pale arm emerges from the blanket cocoon and in his hand is a poorly wrapped gift.            ❛ I think it won’t mean as much, as you don’t seem to like Christmas. But I thought because you’re my best friend and I care about you, you deserved something. ❜ Gentry drops the gift to the table and his arm retreats back within his blanket.

       & . @streetspeakin

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         Like for a probs pre-established HOLIDAY starter. If you don’t celebrate Christmas or want something for a different holiday, I can definitely accommodate.

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         Like for a probs pre-established HOLIDAY starter. If you don’t celebrate Christmas or want something for a different holiday, I can definitely accommodate.