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i'm eternally grateful to the rangoon

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hi yes ma'am we caught your child huffing a cart in the bathroom again and as we've said twice before we pride ourselves on being a strictly glass and flower institution so we're going to have to expel them and smoke all their credits 😁

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horse is just a a guy with 4 legs and a nice haircut

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poop sesh so intense i got the toilet sweating too

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holy paladins of philadelphia smite down these diabolical kansas city evildoers

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everybody be sure to check your porta potties next time they replace the on site ones. I think the rental companies are stealing the poop...

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poops are made in the kitchen

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the thing about cups in general is that top heavy cups are objectively structurally worse than bottom heavy cups but they still make top heavy cups. I don't go for top heavy cups if I can afford to choose. I'll always appreciate a nice cup even if it's top heavy but I like the feeling of my cup being safer around me because I like to forget it's there and knock it around by accident and a top heavy cup will just always spill. but a bottom heavy cup will have a chance

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the most profoundly talented bass player in the world is a foppish gnome living in some underbrush that humans have never encroached upon

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if my fields were salted i would add pepper

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when you gonna stop huffing carts with the farts and come rip a bong with mao zedong

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looking through the window with puppy dog eyes wondering why my wistful sighing isn't doing anything

dispensaries should give you a free eighth if you stand outside on the curb and kick rocks and cans long enough

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dispensaries should give you a free eighth if you stand outside on the curb and kick rocks and cans long enough

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when i die don't photoshop me onto the x pic. paint me jerking off into a corner