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It’s the anniversary of Friday The 13th Part One Today. Aren’t you going to wish the parent-child killer duo a happy anniversary? 🔪

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I'm invading

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reblog this picture of ansem for no reason

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Taking a break from Tumblr and Wattpad for quite some time, I hope everyone is doing well! Have a strange image from Chai.

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I was cleaning out my computer and I found a bunch of screenshots of text posts from 2013-2014. The golden age of tumblr.

I take no credit for these posts.

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Something I have seen very few people mention re: Omicron and the current surge:

Please, be cautious. Not just about the virus but about life in general.

Babes, now is not the time to get on the rickety ladder to change that light bulb or tackle that woodworking project using the bandsaw.

Let it freaking go.

Clinics and hospitals are overrun. You don't want to need urgent or emergent care right now, my loves. You may not get it. Please be unreasonably cautious around your homes.

Please reblog this, just to remind everyone that any source of medical risk is also now a COVID risk.

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Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

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This is so wholesome

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Sanford SFW Headcanons

You probably get it by now, romantic and general headcanons will go here and NSFW ones will go in another chapter on their own! There is one slightly suggestive theme here though. 

General:

- Bisexual, He/Him

- Hank and Deimos got abilities, so why can't he? I headcanon him to be a werewolf. 

- He's about luke-warm in terms of temperature. He can't heat up like Deimos but still has comforting body heat. 

- Cares about Deimos as if he was the brother he never had. He locked himself in his room for weeks when Dei passed.

- Of course, Deimos is back now as Dedmos, this made Sanford so happy to see him again. He didn't stop hugging Deimos for like a week. 

- He's around 6'5" 

- Much rathers using physical weapons instead of guns, loves that odd rush of adrenaline he gets when he demolishes any enemy. 

- Most likely the best cook out of the main 4. 

- Let Deimos help one time, was a horrible mistake. He nearly burned the kitchen down. 

- Favorite card games? War and Crazy eights.

- He has the black mark on his face still from purgatory. In my universe, everything that happened in canon pretty much except a few minor differences, like Phobos and Auditor are immortal. 

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Romantic:

- He's a mama's boy, will make sure you always have what you need. 

- Like the others, will probably teach you self-defense. It's Nevada what do you expect-

- When he's in werewolf form, he loves being pet around the ears and chest. If someone that isn't his s/o does this he just feels... off. 

- If you touch his chest he may or may not get "excited".  That's all I will tell you. 

- Ideal dates? probably watching movies. His favorites are action and adventure.

- During a movie if you ask to cuddle he will happily (while flustered) hold you with his head in the crook of your neck. 

- He likes horror too, but mostly if you're timid and end up holding his arm. He loves affection and being around those he loves.

- I beg of you don't tease him,, you probably won't walk for the next few weeks.

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Deimos SFW Headcanons

more headcanons! this time it's about your favorite arsonist smoker himself, Deimos!

Keep in mind these can and will update if anyone has suggestions. 

General:

- 5'6

- Trans (FTM) Demiboy, Omnisexual (He/Him)

- Able to somehow manipulate both fire and terra.

- Phobos's (comically small) younger brother. 

- Truly loves Sanford platonically, and trusts him with his life.

- He probably listens to games/movies/etc osts more than "real music"

- He usually only uses the fire powers to light his cigars.

- Taller than the average grunt, but yes still a clone as he belonged to the A.A.H.W once.

- Massive be gay do crime vibes.

- Able to suddenly become really warm, like that Baymax scene in big hero 6 

- Says things like "poggers" and "sheesh" semi-ironically a lot.

- Really loves making graffiti and pop art! It's hard to find those colors though so he probably grows plants in the meantime. Still, hard considering plants need water to survive and Nevada is desolate. 

-Can't cook for shit. That's the entire headcanon. 

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Dating:

- Does the music earbud sharing thing!!

- Best cuddles.

- PDA? Of course!

- Definitely the most cuddly out of the main 4. 

- Man's a mega simp. Anything you want or need? Say no more. He'll go look for it <333. 

- ..For any birthday or anything of his s/o's, he makes robots for them such as robot-dogs and co. 

- Really flirty, the minute you flirt back though, his brain goes "mission failed, we'll get 'em next time" and he can't process it so probably ends up running off flustered as hell.