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Gotta say, “what is that” is a new response to my dick
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty
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steambot chronicles is an excellent game that was ahead of it's time
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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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this website is so fascinating bc it sees itself as the last bastion of intellectualism on the internet and then its users think cigarettes get you high and have never heard of bob dylan
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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file this one next to "socratian poetry" under "tumblr users trying to sound smart by using specific language and revealing they don't know what they're talking about"
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Penny Kofi comm!
[Commission Prices][Etsy][Buy me a Kofi][Toyhouse]
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