prometheuslovechild

[prometheuslovechild]

Great idea: A nature documentary about the most scientifically accurate, realistic, and lovingly rendered dinosaurs, but it's narrated by just some guy who knows nothing about dinosaurs and is also really fucking high. Like just going

"Holy shit look at this guy. Fuck look at that fella. It's like a parrot with fingers. It could probably open a coke can. Look at him go."

Dinosaur: KAAA! :V

[moved to tears] "Holy shit you're so right little dude. No idea what you're saying but you're so right."

[prometheuslovechild]

I never judge a book by its cover. As an empath with synesthesia, I can sense the moral constitution of a book just by smelling it. I don't even look at them before buying. I consume books voraciously and literally, I'll chew through paper faster than my own weight in termites. I am morally superior to any of you, as I consume only the most ethically pure and untainted books and have never read a problematic book in my life. I can't read at all.

[prometheuslovechild]

Online friendship is seeing that your buddy sent you a discord message saying "free horse corpse" at 4:43 am, and needing to process what the fuck that means before putting together that they were replying to something you sent them at 7:30 pm yesterday.

[prometheuslovechild]

How do I communicate to this bird outside our window that its song is repetitive, derivative, and frankly kind of ass. You can't get bitches by just repeating the same five notes over and over, buddy.

[prometheuslovechild]

the jump from 2019 to 2025 is insane

[prometheuslovechild]

//venting

dude I can’t believe this 2 of these little monkeys already fell off the bed AND bumped their heads after I wagged my finger at them and told them, verbatim, “no more jumping on the bed” I even called the doctor and he told me the exact same thing they don’t listen to me when I fucking talk I hate this fucking place

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Pumpkin ghost figurine handmade by Acotama, inspired by the Ghost of Sunamura ukiyoe made by Utagawa Yoshikazu for an illustrated yôkai-themed board game in 1858

[prometheuslovechild]

i have good news and i have morally grey news

[prometheuslovechild]

I love balding men

[prometheuslovechild]

bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

[prometheuslovechild]

my three-year-old fruit bat just switched to linux

[prometheuslovechild]

I hate deer so much man, I put up a fence, they're mad they cant eat my stuff, so they fucking eat all my hyacinth bulbs and things that are toxic to them just for fun

[prometheuslovechild]

*for books physical, ebook, and audible all count

I tend to read more books but ao3 is my love I probably fall around a 4

Please reblog so more people can answer :)

I’m curious drop the last book/fanfic u read

[prometheuslovechild]

check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

[prometheuslovechild]

I'm super scary so be cautious of me

i should be out of the blast radius now

[prometheuslovechild]

one dozen cultists standing around a summoning circle VS guy with a power washer and some adderall