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Today's bug thing is this snail top by Dirtbag666!
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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table
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how is it that after more than twenty months, four countries being bombed, more than a hundred thousand dead, and thousands more missing we're still debating whether or not israel has the right to exist?
how can a 'state' that is actively murdering children and blowing up hospitals and refugee camps ever be considered legitimate?
it is immoral, inhumane, and downright cruel to support the zionist entity in any way. most of us live in countries that were once colonised. shouldn't we stand in solidarity with people who are currently colonised?
if you would like to help, please donate to alaa amsse, a mother of two young children. she just wants to ensure that they remain safe and healthy throughout this genocide. her fundraiser is verified.
donate here
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(Walks outside to see a completely naked & bloodsoaked man eating a grey alien ) faith in humanity: restored!
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stone femme is like i could be a sex bomb but instead i have to be invited into my own sex life like a vampire
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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies
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the slut era (exact time period since i started taking prozac) continues valiantly onwards!!!!!!!!
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in like a GOOD WAY - um other than the cig smoking oopsies I am support to be #quitting oopssssss
first night out in this city, alone, went to the best club I've evrrrrr fuckin been to and got two groups of friends to all exchange numbers w each other AND made out w this stellarrrrrr goth dyke oh my goddd AND I might be seeing a 50s car show w them tomorrow tee hee
wow fuck goddamn shit. we're sooooo back on my bullshit
#txt#eep eep why is life being so niceys to me#like what do u want life.... stoppppppp you're making me wanna suck your dick
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wow fuck goddamn shit. we're sooooo back on my bullshit
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remember when willow got magic'd into falling in love lust with a man and her immediate reaction was to try and forcefem him. she Understood
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*talking with friend* sigh... i just feel like some people never learned how to deal with loss, you know? *she silently transforms into a lifesize loss.jpg rune* come on knock it off im being serious *she silently transforms back into a centaur mermaid*
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go away from my window leave at your own chosen speeeeed
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btw archive dot org is SUCH a treasury when it comes to out-of-print poetry anthologies… i am having the time of my life, truly ❣️
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happy juneteenth but dont forget that prisoners are legally allowed to be subject to slave labor and also black people are disproportionately arrested and subjected to that legality. happy juneteenth but slavery still lives in america. america is still dependant on slave labor.
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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu
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