promiseimnotacop
promiseimnotacop
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Finn(bar). He/Him. mid twenties. UK. Fan of the moon. Tell me if there is anything i should be tagging.
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promiseimnotacop · 5 hours ago
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I gotta get outta the hater mindset man. I sight-read a dude's enochian tattoo and my first thought was "imagine learning enochian just to get some rupi kaur ass tattoo."
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promiseimnotacop · 5 hours ago
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j'adore le franglish content le code switching c'est tellement fun je sautille from a language to another like a gazelle et toi aussi tant que tu voudras :)
OUAIS baby we are so fucking back. franglais est parfait parce que americans get mad AND it sends evil psychic vibes à l’académie française. The phrase “qu’est-ce qu’y’all doing aujourd’hui” came out of my mouth this evening and i think that might be the pinnacle of human language. i love being annoying
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promiseimnotacop · 6 hours ago
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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
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promiseimnotacop · 6 hours ago
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Trying to talk to cis allies in the UK right now feels like talking to this guy
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promiseimnotacop · 8 hours ago
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📢📢📢
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promiseimnotacop · 12 hours ago
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Kier Stamer making a speech referencing Enoch Powell’s Rivers of Blood speech in 1968 talking about us “becoming strangers in our own country” just confirms that even if the bar is in hell, he’ll find a way to waltz under it.
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promiseimnotacop · 12 hours ago
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As well as Queen Latifah
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promiseimnotacop · 12 hours ago
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club too loud
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promiseimnotacop · 12 hours ago
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reintroducing endangered manticore cubs to the wild
(rearing costume necessary to avoid imprinting)
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promiseimnotacop · 12 hours ago
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Imagine being so braindead that you think the UK being one of the most nature-depleted countries in the world is a good thing 🤡
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promiseimnotacop · 15 hours ago
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Heroes of the Unsleeping City.
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promiseimnotacop · 16 hours ago
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discord is broken? tumblr is a cesspit? twitter is evil? join us on bleeble! talkr is free ^w^. all your friends are moving over to deadjournal. harassmeonline is open source and the devs only killed three people. nobodytalksforum has great moderators. poob's starting up an sms app. use poob. give poob your phone number. talk to me on poob. go to poob. dive into poob. poob has me for you. poob has me for you.
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promiseimnotacop · 17 hours ago
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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
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promiseimnotacop · 17 hours ago
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Being an adult will having you freezing foods you didn’t even think were possible to freeze
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promiseimnotacop · 17 hours ago
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part of the fun of the original alien is the horror of the nostromo itself imo. it’s a cell of corporate greed ferrying narrowly-trained workers across barren space. it’s huge and yet claustrophobic, cockpits crammed with machinery giving way to yawning berths dripping chains and water. the supercomputer is named mother in a stroke of human anthropomorphization, but instead of providing comfort or protection, it’s only a courier between its creator and its wailing brood. ripley yells “mother! mother!” at a matronly-voiced computer that speaks calmly over her helplessness. the ship is full of endless details and patterns and unlabeled buttons and dials the audience can’t entirely make sense of; to do anything on the ship is a rigorous, technical process, and we must depend on the characters to know it. the internal mechanics of the ship are so alien that a literal alien can hide among the bits and bobs and not be noticed. it’s great.
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promiseimnotacop · 17 hours ago
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May 9, 2025 - The PKK will likely announce it will disband and disarm very soon. I'll be very interested to read the full statement they will release soon.
From an outsider's point of view it's not as if Türkiye under Erdoğan has become much more open to Kurdish and other minority rights in recent years, looking for example at all the arrested Kurdish politicians, or what the Turkish-backed HTS jihadis are doing in Syria. Compared to the 80s however it has of course improved.
In his February statement, Öcalan described the armed struggle as a product of a bygone era. In a one-and-a-half-page message, Öcalan explained that the PKK's armed struggle was once necessary due to Turkish state policies that denied Kurdish identity and restricted Kurds' rights and freedoms. "The PKK was born in the 20th century, in the most violent epoch of human history - amidst the two world wars, under the shadow of real socialism and the Cold War," Ocalan wrote. However, he argued that the Turkish government's recent democratic reforms on Kurdish issues, along with regional developments, have rendered armed struggle obsolete. "All groups must lay down their arms, and the PKK must dissolve itself," he said. Öcalan’s reference to “all groups” is understood to include the PKK’s affiliates and offshoots in Syria and Iran, as well as its umbrella organisation, the Group of Communities in Kurdistan (KCK), which operates in those countries as well as Iraq and Turkey.
In March, the PKK publicly announced that it would comply with Ocalan’s directive and declared a ceasefire. As part of ongoing negotiations between Ocalan and the Turkish government, a separate deal was reached in March between Mazlum Abdi Şahin, commander of the PKK-linked Syrian Democratic Forces (SDF), and Syrian President Ahmed al-Sharaa. The agreement grants Damascus full control over state institutions in northeastern Syria, effectively nullifying the possibility of a Kurdish state or a federal system in the country. Many analysts view Ocalan’s call as a direct consequence of Turkey’s military success in isolating the PKK in Iraq’s Qandil mountains. Since 2016, Turkish forces have used advanced drone technology and electronic warfare capabilities to deprive the PKK of territorial control and infiltration routes.
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promiseimnotacop · 17 hours ago
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under my global dictatorship we will take away the +1 phone country code from usa and give it to kazakhstan instead as compensation for borat
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