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HEY PAISANOS!
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"sorry, who are these guys again?"
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promoshow · 3 months ago
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1TS N0T!- Its not even movin'?
He stopped in his tracks, and turned around to see. Why was he not chasing him? Didn't that thing want him gone? He was shaking, quacking in his boots one may say!! And Stanley was. There. Standing. Or whatever he did, he didnt really stand, more like floating like some puppet.
He slowly put Tasha down, keeping eye contact (not really, it didn't even have eyes to do that.) with it, not even blinking, making sure it was far away still. He crouched down to her height.
Are ya' sure? Its not tryin' anythin' funny? - He whispered
"you won't hurt me, right? But what about him? Faceless guy over there?"
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promoshow · 3 months ago
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I C4N TRY!!!
He made an effort and grabbed her with both arms – accidentally giving her a little shock in the process – with a "HUMPH!" he put her over his shoulder. He looked like a mother grabbing her baby to burp it.
CAN Y0U SEE BEHIND US??? HOW CL0SE IS IT??!?
"you won't hurt me, right? But what about him? Faceless guy over there?"
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promoshow · 3 months ago
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S0RRY MA'AM BUT THERES A F4CELESS ME CHASIN' US DOWN, I CAN'T C4LM DOWN NOW!!
He closed his eyes and got louder, even if what he was saying was more to himself than the (honestly unfortunate kid) that he was carrying around.
I SWORE TO MYSELF I WAS NOT DOING THIS EVER AGAIN, YET HERE WE ARE!
He didn't even want to check behind him.
"you won't hurt me, right? But what about him? Faceless guy over there?"
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promoshow · 3 months ago
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IT WANTS T0 KILL ME!!! OF COURSE WE DO!!! BEEF, STEAK, WHATEVER IT IS!!! THE 0NLY "BEEF" THERE'S GONNA BE IS G0NNA BE MINE ON THE GROUND DECOMPOSIN' IF WE DON'T LOSE THAT TH1NG!!!!
He sounded pretty stressed, and pretty scared too. If he was in the olympics he would win gold medal with how fast he was running right now!
"you won't hurt me, right? But what about him? Faceless guy over there?"
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promoshow · 3 months ago
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I DON'T CARE!!!!
"you won't hurt me, right? But what about him? Faceless guy over there?"
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promoshow · 3 months ago
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Look at these fellers!
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Ya' really have to stop showin' me everythin' you find around. I don't wanna see more cosmic horrors than those which i already deal with.
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promoshow · 3 months ago
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Wait- how did ya'- when did i- WHY IS HE HERE?!? OH FOR G0D'S SAKE LETS GET THE HELL 0UT OF HERE!!!
He yanked her up, put her under his arm and took the run for it.
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"you won't hurt me, right? But what about him? Faceless guy over there?"
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promoshow · 3 months ago
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the weird faceless Mario is back and he's multiplied. What do I do
YA' RUN. YA' RUN THE OTHER WAY FROM WHERE THEYRE COMING AND YA' RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT BECAUSE IT PROBABLY D0ES!!!
I WISH I C0ULD HELP YOU MORE, BUT THIS OL' HE4D OF MINE REALLY DOESN'T REMEMBER WHAT THE HELL 1 DO AFTER THAT FOR MORE I TRY. STAY ALIVE AND YA'RE G0OD!!
WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER WHAT H4PPENED NEXT???
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promoshow · 3 months ago
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Do you feel worms squirming inside you?
No, cuz there's not worms squirmin' inside me. Are ya' on somethin'?
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promoshow · 3 months ago
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What if I turned you into a little hamster :3?
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promoshow · 3 months ago
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I don't see why not! Let's do that someday, chum!
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oh... promo.. it's nice to have a friend here..
- @costumelegacy
Costume!! Hi, pal!! Didn't know ya' were 'round here. I can say the same, its been a while since i saw a familiar face, actually
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promoshow · 4 months ago
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That sucks! If anythin' ya' can stay in my house for a while until you figure out how to get back to ya' home. It has space for one more and i don't mind company.
He gave a friendly smile to Lucas, this was a pretty average person! He didn't see many of those often.
Hi..uhhh... Mario..? You're another Mario, aren’t you?
-Lucas
Hi, yup, that's me!
Y'know? Its weird hearing "Another Mario", yet i've seen so many "Mes" myself that at this point i get why the doubt, hahah.
And who are ya' too, little man? I don't recall seeing ya' before.
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promoshow · 4 months ago
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What do ya' mean with that? Teleported? That happens sometimes. i'll tell ya', – He got a bit closer — this place is WEIRD! Or did ya' come from some strange spOoOky portal? — He chuckled a bit at the tought
Hi..uhhh... Mario..? You're another Mario, aren’t you?
-Lucas
Hi, yup, that's me!
Y'know? Its weird hearing "Another Mario", yet i've seen so many "Mes" myself that at this point i get why the doubt, hahah.
And who are ya' too, little man? I don't recall seeing ya' before.
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promoshow · 4 months ago
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Lucas? That's a cool name!
Well, if i didn't know any better i'd just think ya' have a cool sense of fashion. Never tought about white overalls! But im startin' to realize that most people that use them come from other universes towns and all that weird stuff.
Altough, you using that much green does remind me of someone...
His face slowly faded into a nostalgic, yet sad one. After five seconds or so he snapped out of it and shaked his head
Nevermind that tough! Ya' say you're not from here, are ya' lost?
Hi..uhhh... Mario..? You're another Mario, aren’t you?
-Lucas
Hi, yup, that's me!
Y'know? Its weird hearing "Another Mario", yet i've seen so many "Mes" myself that at this point i get why the doubt, hahah.
And who are ya' too, little man? I don't recall seeing ya' before.
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promoshow · 4 months ago
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Hi..uhhh... Mario..? You're another Mario, aren’t you?
-Lucas
Hi, yup, that's me!
Y'know? Its weird hearing "Another Mario", yet i've seen so many "Mes" myself that at this point i get why the doubt, hahah.
And who are ya' too, little man? I don't recall seeing ya' before.
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promoshow · 4 months ago
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oh... promo.. it's nice to have a friend here..
- @costumelegacy
Costume!! Hi, pal!! Didn't know ya' were 'round here. I can say the same, its been a while since i saw a familiar face, actually
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promoshow · 4 months ago
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Handsome Lad.
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Aweee, what a polite fella. Very handsome, indeed!!!
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