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so incredibly funny that stiles stilinski was like. Ah fuck. sheriff dad found me at the gay club when i shouldn't have been at the gay club, because werewolves are real and i'm best friends with one, and also there's a really really really big paralytic lizard who is a classmate of ours running around, and we're trying to stop the big lizard (classmate reptile) (must be a tuesday), and the lizard is at the gay club, so now we have to be at the gay club, but sheriff dad doesn't know about werewolves and i can't tell him. so i have to say Well dad. i am here at the gay club when i shouldn't be. because i am Gay. I Am Gay At The Gay Club. and for no other reason. and then stiles stilinski's sheriff dad tells his son. You're not cute enough to be gay. and this was ON our televisions and it was the best show in the world.

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at least one teen wolf villain a season: wow...scott mccall...you have charmed me with your boyish whimsy and earnest love for others...I'm not evil anymore because of this btw

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scott: broooooo the game is NOW and stiles isn't here and all our parents and boyfriends and girlfriends are here and we're going to lose so bad this sucks

derek and stiles: *fighting serial killer* *craling through broken glass* *bleeding from all holes*

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Best Teen Wolf Character: Round 2

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Best Teen Wolf Character: Round 2

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More Teen Wolf doodles because I miss themm

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this reminds me I did actually finish it recently and I liked it a lot. Is it good. Well no.

>family heirloom passed down through generations used to teach younger werewolves to control their transformation is actually a piece of plastic with 'made in china' written on the back

>peter having someone steal his own money and use it to hire mercenaries to kill all supernaturals because a psychic heard him think it while he was in a coma and did it without him knowing

>Derek getting kidnapped and taken to Mexico to get deaged into his child self

>liam is turned into a werewolf because he falls off the side of a building and Scott's hands are occupied so he has to bite Liam's arm and hold his arm with his mouth.

Really good season. Like from a quality stand point the criticisms about there being too much going on makes sense, but it was really entertaining and easier to watch than 1 & 2 (potentially bettet in quality but not as enjoyable).

kitten im gonna be honest with you daddys gonna have to watch season 4 of teen wolf

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No no not Allison Not her

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go gay boy goooo crying emoji x100

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derek dying in fire paralleling the death of his family WHO DIED IN A HOUSE FIRE is srsly levels of fucked up writing but im not talking like fucked in a oh my god thats sad way im talking fucked up in a Holy shit u srsly dont know how to write good compelling scripts type of way

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Stiles and the bad bitch he pulled by being off-putting and clingy

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cant stop thinking about a post i read calling teen wolf the adventures of hatergirl and loverboy because its just so real So visceral like yea Yes scott is a Loverboy who is a little gullible and likes to see the good in people and stiles is the ultimate Hatergirl who stews and schemes and makes up the most graphic ethically questionable scenarios in his head until scott puts a hand on his shoulder and stiles Immediately goes limp Theyre like if lilo and stitch were two teenage boys in a unknown small town in california

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motel california

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Missing my hatergirl before he got traumatized and off her meds...