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Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

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Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep

Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you

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this is it.

this is the best tweet i’ve seen.

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I need to have a picnic on a lavender field in France during a sunny midsummer afternoon at least once in my life

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“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

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📷: https://instagram.com/p/BLpU5Oahtmr/

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❤Disney couples celebrate love❤

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Winnie the Pooh hot chocolate!

Ingredients

HUNNY POT MUG:

Brown or orange mug

Non-toxic, black and yellow enamel acrylic paint*

Pencil

Cardstock paper

Scissors

HOT COCOA:

Hot cocoa mix

Milk

Milk frother

Cinnamon or Pumpkin pie spice

Directions

1.) HUNNY POT MUG: Paint a yellow strip in the middle of the mug. Let dry. Then paint the word “hunny” on top, and let dry.

2.) Follow instructions on the paint packaging to bake or air dry, to set the paint.

3.) Next, trace the top of the mug onto a piece of cardstock paper.

4.) In the middle of the circle, cut out the shape of Winnie the Pooh’s head. (Tip: It’s helpful to practice sketching the design out a few times first.)

5.) Carefully cut out the circle, and leave a little handle. 

*If you aren’t big enough to cut ask your carer for help! 

6.) HOT COCOA: Start by making your favorite hot cocoa.

7.) Using a handheld frother, froth enough milk to pour or spoon on top of the hot cocoa.

8.) Place the stencil on top of the mug, then sprinkle the cinnamon or pumpkin pie spice on top generously.

9.) Remove the stencil and enjoy!

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📷: https://instagram.com/p/BQMVIi_h8RC/

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Elsa and frosted window panes

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Visual motif: The mighty Kylo Ren, kneeling in front of Rey, the girl who came from nowhere.

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📷: https://instagram.com/p/BA3AC-fCGsX/

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You, my boy, were meant to be a musician.