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[ doe-eyed girl ]

“  i’m fine  ” his height shaded her like a palm tree , high , above her.  ’ how could some man be so tall ? ’ she mused ; not even kiyoharu towered her like this man. “ it was my fault for not seeing where i was going  ”

            ❝  Well. . .  if I wasn’t looking at                 my phone then I would’t have                 run into you so I think it’s                 mostly on me.  ❞

                                         U nfortunately not all the time does his  BRAIN  connect with his mind with the PROPER  filter.  The previous thoughts over her eyes instead  stumble  out of his mouth like word vomit.

            ❝  Y - Your EYES --- well,  your                 glasses, uh. . . they’re nice.  ❞

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[ penny - pincher ]

He just bursts out a laugh at that.

“I guess that’s why you hang around me so much. Your intense hatred. I’m not paying for your mistakes.”

“ I rarely hate people so it’s good to get experience so yep.  I hang around because I hate you. ”

    Knowing Kuroo and how he was rejecting even touching his face which caused the drop of the food in the first place,  he probably should’ve expected that the guy would also reject paying for his ruined food.  He’ll give a moment of silence for the fallen.

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[ denier ]

His grin alludes to nothing but mischief.

“Because I say that never happened.”

“ I hate you. ”

    He won’t press it past that.  Kuroo can deny all he wants but he made Oikawa drop his food.

“ You owe me money for this wasted food. ”

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[ AWFUL ]

“Prove it!”

“  Why do I need to PROVE it when it’s only between you and me?! ”

    Now he’s starting to wonder why he’s still letting this argument go on.

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[ L I A R ]

“I never did anything!”

“ You squished my face!!! ”

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[ rude paradox ]

“You kept trying to touch me! That’s a logical response!”

“ I wasn’t even the one who started it so I’m the one retaliating in the first place! ”

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[ awful human ]

And Kuroo lets go, shoving hard at his chest in accidental surprise.

“I’m stopping you from touching me! You’re deluded!”

“ I wasn’t the one holding on to wrists with a tight hold now was I?! ”

    And so Oikawa will rub his chest a little,  feeling a very slight pang of pain.

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[ ugly troll ]

Kuroo jumps back, sweating a little and squeezes at his wrists until he’s certain they’ll bruise. 

“What the hell is wrong with you! That’s not funny!”

    And just for the applied pressure,  he won’t be as nice.  Oikawa will try to stomp on Kuroo’s large feet --- bigger targets.

“ Maybe what’s wrong with me is that you’re touching me! ”

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[ abusive bum ]

“Listen–”

He grabs at Oikawa’s wrists, holding them tight enough to make the bone shift.

“Stop being a child!”

“ Thing is. . . I’m NOT a child. ”

    Oikawa is simply going to apply a light,  but swift,  knee to Kuroo’s groin --- or at least right next to it.

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[ biggest butt - licker ]

“Stop touching on me! This is unwarranted contact!” He pushes his hands away.

“ If you can’t handle the heat --- ”

    Oikawa will take his chances and nudge Kuroo with his elbow a little hard.

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[ butt - licker ]

And he laughs at him, cheery and loud while he rubs the back of his hand.

“It sounded like you were insisting to me! Maybe you’re just the shy type!”

“ How is it insisting when I noticed you touched my face?! ”

    He’ll reach over and smack the hand that Kuroo is using to rub the other.

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[ whispering eye ]

And Kuroo finally turns to face him, his expression limited and blank while he reaches up to tickle his fingertips along the line of his jaw.

“You know, it just sounds like you want me to touch your face. Why didn’t you just say so?”

    Oikawa doesn’t normally like doing this but he’ll have to,  apparently.  He’s going to have to smack Kuroo’s hand. That hurt him more than it hurt Kuroo,  probably.

“ I hate you.  I’m not sure where you got that out of what I said. ”

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[ dead eyes ]

“No I didn’t! And no!! It probably  has ants by now.

“ Then how do you explain your hands touching my face?!  Do you think I have a memory of a gold fish?! ”

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[ butt-breath ]

“Wow! You dropped it? Well damn, that’s a real loss, yeah? You should be more careful with your things,”

“ Not when someone goes for my face like you just did!  Pick it up! ”

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[ buttface ]

“Eh? I don’t have a clue what you’re talking about. I’m just sitting here.”

“ I’m amazed you can lie straight to my face. You made me drop my food on purpose and you know it! ”

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[ buttmunch ]

Mushes Oikawa’s face, effectively making him drop his food.

    It’s probably the automatic flinching that got him to drop his food.  Damn Iwaizumi and his conditioning Oikawa like this. Time for his traditional nose - scrunch.

“ Why are you like this?  Who hurt you? ”