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2026 booktok discourse: sad books are a cognitohazard (they make you sad)

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

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in competence we blush 🤭 in bread we crust 🥖 in robby we trust 🙂‍↕️

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Well okay yeah, you see me

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Congratulations to SHAWN HATOSY on winning the Emmy Award for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series for his performance as Dr. Jack Abbot in season 1 of THE PITT!

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I'm kinda curious now... Anyway reblog for bigger sample size, blah blah blah

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the thing about libgen is that it's based tho

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lmaooo this scene was great i can't believe okarun ragebaited the evil eye so hard

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They should add a feature to this website where you can browse someone’s blog by inputting a short phrase and then a search algorithm would retrieve all the posts containing it

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It was common for a knight to wear their loved one’s favour. Uther had seen many of his knights wearing it through his days - even Uther himself wore one, after he started courting Ygraine.

But Arthur… Arthur had never worn a favour. Uther didn’t doubt he was offered them; he was the heir of Camelot, after all, and young and handsome, despite his lack of ability in courting. But he always entered the tournaments with his armour clear of them.

Until that day.

Uther almost missed it, more red among all of it he already wore. But it was there, wrapped around his left arm, discreet but firm; a silent statement.

Uther wondered who it was from. He had never seen Arthur with any girl. But he taught Arthur discretion, and he could have slipped this girl right under Uther’s nose.

The crowd cheered for Arthur, always for him, their favourite, as it should be. But one cheer was louder, more passionate, and Uther spotted his manservant by the tents, without his signature neckerchief on.

Then everything clicked. Of course. Arthur had shown a strange interest in the boy since the day they met, and the boy gave him a fierce loyalty in return. He should have seen it sooner.

He would never let Arthur marry the boy, obviously, but… the boy was good for Arthur. For now, it wouldn’t be a problem to let them be.

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@merthurmicrofic prompt: favour

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Objects as spaceships, by Eric Geusz

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Seiko if she was hot

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Me when baby Clex shippers try to change the time-honored name of a ship that helped define 2000s fan culture and put WB/CW network homoeroticism on the map