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If you don’t want us to keep giving you ghost-based nicknames perhaps you could tell us your actual name?

>"Just call me Bryce! Is it so hard?"

[You attempt to break the ropes but you're too weak.]

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[Asks are now on.]

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Poor rat baby :((

>"W-Where's Cashew?" [You look around but you can't find them anywhere..] [Only if you weren't bound by ropes.]

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that's why I'm asking you now, we'll do it when he's processing speech again

>"What are you talking about-"

>"Well he's back to his senses so now we can!"

[Your mind is too fuzzy for you to really care.]

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Why are you two narrators whispering to each other, let us in on the secrets guys that’s so mean

>"What do you mean-" [You come back to your senses, dazed and confused.]

>"H-Huh?!"

>"Finally!"

[You try to move but your body is still bound by the ropes.]

[It's none of your business. And I'm not a narrator.]

[Why are they so nosey?]

[It's human nature, I believe.]

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Idk could you toss something he finds comforting over?

>"I don't know anything he finds comforting, and he'll just rip it to shreds!"

>"ASSDHJSHDJAKAGAH-"

[5/5]

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>"Jeez- Too many letters." [He blocks the mail slot with some crumpled up paper.]

[Asks are now off.]

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hey ghost guy wanna join us in guilt tripping him

>"I would if he wasn't like THIS! He probably doesn't understand a word we're saying!"

>"GRAGHSGHAJSHJASG!"

[You can't get these ropes off of you, they're too strong.] [Cashew, when given the chance, leaps off your head and runs to hide under the kitchen counters.]

[4/5]

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Not safe. Neither of you.

licks newbie and the ghost coworker's face .. somehow?

>"AUGH-" >"GRASGHASAHHGA!" [..] [.. You rapidly swipe at them but you can't due to being tied up.]

[3/5]

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He’s acting the same way you were not too long ago, ghost boy

*ties him up so he can’t worsen his wounds*

>"Rashsjash- GRAH! ASGAHDGJADWSDGHJ!"

[..]

>"DON'T CALL ME THAT! And can't ya turn him back to normal?!" [2/5]

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he does!!! he does care about you!!! he just doesn't want you to become dependent on him!!!

[You can't understand the words, you're too lost in the rage that has filled you.] >"Grahshgshdasdksasdsdsasg-"

[He is watching as you rip up anything in your sight as if this place was something you had sought out to destroy for ages.] [1/5]

[Hey, I know we aren't supposed to talk, but I need to show you something.]

[Hm? What is it?] [I can't explain. Come with me.]

[.. Ok.]

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what if

made him rabidly aggressive for 5 asks

[.. I wish I understood what went on in a human's mind.] [You suddenly feel animal-like rage taking over your brain, making you lose all sense of self.]

>"Hey, newbie, you ok-?" >"argahsegahgshjshsGRAH!"

[A swipe is directed at the poltergeist.]

>"WOAH! Calm down!"

[0/5]

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employee

>"Wait- Him?! He didn't bother to help me!?"

[Did nobody care? I mean, you're alive, so that means someone did try to help you..] [.. Right?]

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Oh, and Newbie? People asked H to help you. Multiple times. But he didn't because he doesn't actually care about you. Nobody does because you're just a murderer. That's why your pet ghost tried to fucking kill you and nobody stopped him. Because you deserved it because you're just a murderer. You can't change that.

>"Who is H?"

>"I get you're trying to make me feel bad, but I need to know who H is first before I can take you seriously." [There's not a lot of people you know, but none of them are called H.]

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Did you even fight back when he killed u, Danny phantom?

>"Of course I did! And don't call me that!"

>"Yeah, he did.. He didn't put up much of a fight, though." [It was quite a fight, you can't believe you actually overpowered him..]

[Such a loser, couldn't even stop his own death.] [They're watching. We can't talk.] [Oh- Shit-]

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Pet ghossstyyyyy

Hmmmmm *puts a lil pink bow in his hair so he’s less scary to look at*

>"HEY!"

[It just makes him look ridiculous.]

[I mean, come o

[PFFT- HAHAHA-]

[.. Aren't you supposed to be professional?] [Let me have fun in peace, they never let me do this.] [I- Yeah, that's true. Me neither.]

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Your pet ghost absolutely mauled you, he’s not very well trained

>"Pet? Really?" >"I'M NOT A PET-!"

[I love seeing him so distressed.] [Of course you do.] [It's fun, ok?] [.. It really isn't.]