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What's your favorite snack?

> "Mmmh... Currywusrt. Not my pet, but the dish. It's simple and yet so delicious."

> "Uhhh, I'll say butterscotch. Pop one in your mouth and let it melt in your mouth. Tastes soooo good."

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// I think she likes the sketches so far chat I could be wrong /j

// Asshole coworkers (that's not warren) to be revealed soon!

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I heard Niko's doing wonders right now. Maybe you should go finish what you started. :]

> "Why would I waste my time with that cannibalistic manchild? If he's suffering, then there's no point in me engaging with such a ridiculous anomaly."

> "Just because I broke a few limbs doesn't mean I want him dead. Insufferable anomalies who think they have an advantage over me deserve the pain they go through by me or by other means."

> "Finish what I started. What a ridiculous statement. "

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Rexer! Elliott is having a hard time realizing he's gay. You should help him since you're an expert at pulling men! :3

> "Excuse me?"

He's not sure whether to take great offense to that statement or consider the possibility of severing one's tongue. How dare they! Always slandering him...

> "If Elliott can't manage his own sexuality crisis, then it is not my business to care. Didn't you little pests also tell me that he had become fond of me? I don't know whether to laugh or spit."

Though, Elliott is rather nice... He'd make a suitable candidate if he and Warren decided to break up or something.

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// Remember chat, Rexer once wanted to be a doctor, and thus, he can be any type of doctor. Doesn't matter if it's legal or illegal! :]

((OOC: I JUST HTOUGTH OF THE WORST FUSJD JOKE ISTG JWRIN))

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// chat's not ready for what's cooking inside my fucked up little head (designs soon :))

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I think we need to make Eleazar have more friends. It would help him feel more comfortable and protected! A good friend group would ease your tensions, at least a little!

> "I-I don't think anyone else would really want to be my friend. I'm just barely getting to know Bart, so I don't think the others would take too... fondly to me thanks to that time keeper..."

> "And... you anons can be a bit mean from time to time. You give me awful whiplash with how you can be sometimes... I-I just don't see myself making many friends... Let alone people who want to protect me..."

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[so yeah all I'm saying is that don't harm them until they start to push boundaries, once they know you aren't vulnerable, they'll back off.]

> "Fine... J-Just stop pushing me. I don't like to feel pressured."

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[but they have a point! those people sinned more in their lives that you hypothetically could in a month. im not saying to kill them, but if they try assault you and berate you again, you have every right to shoot them in a place that won't kill]

> "I-I don't think shooting anyone regardless will help my situation. Only if I feel threatened..! You can't just brandish your weapon at work j-just because no one will listen to you."

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Is abuse drama? Is being cruelly harassed and denied help or care just simple office drama? They aren't high school bullies you know. They're grown men misusing you because you're smaller and weaker, and built in a way that satisfies their own, far more disgusting sin. They're knowingly taking advantage of you in a system that allows them to. I think doing what needs to be done wouldn't make you like the timekeeper. Unless you want to keep allowing them to abuse you? Because nobody else will stop them. It's been proven to you time and time and time again.

God forgives a lot, you know. Blood can be washed out of fabric. Their evil exceeds yours, and nobody would miss those animals anyway. He'll forgive you. There's only one sin that cannot be forgiven. And would you be surprised of barbarians seeking to misuse you had their hearts hardened to God?

> "St-Stop it...! Stop trying to justify this!! I-I can take it! If it keeps them away from Warren or getting him involved, th-then I can deal with it on my own!"

Your chest feels heavy, like it's sinking with a huge weight tied to it. Sure, you are mistreated... discarded...used for some sick pleasure to torment. But they haven't done anything too brash to make you enact violence towards them.

Maybe... Maybe you font have to hurt them. You could just threaten them if you wanted. Just to give them a slight warning. But still, doing that at work could cost you your job. You need this job to stay away from them.

Oh, how you're little heart pounds... There's fear in your eyes, and you can not help the tears that are pouring out of you.

> "I won't do something reckless like that. St-Stop trying to tempt me. You clearly want me to do something henious for my own gain."

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There's a line that people shouldn't cross, and those people crossed it. I think it's perfectly okay to shoot people who cross that line! I don't make the rules.

> "Are you talking about...?"

You know who their talking about. But you can't just... shoot people because of drama. Y-You aren't that spiteful right? Even if they demean you and treat you like an object... You wouldn't just... start shooting them, right? ...Right? ... .... You shake your head, shuddering as that vile sin of wrath swarms you. Those malicious thoughts of gunning down your coworkers... Killing people who were just living their lives... that makes you a bad person to even consider mass genocide.

> "I-I'm nothing like that dirty time keeper. I don't want to be cruel and vindictive of others just because of how they act. Do not tempt me you filthy demons."

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[i.. go to sleep.. and now he has a GUN? i mean okay dude pop off, you do you, self defense goals, but this may not be a good idea... like pen knives or pepper spray or whatever surely is a less deadly self defense as murder in self defense could still get you in jail or some sort of punishment. if it's just harm, then punishment is less significant.]

> "I... I'm not going to kill anyone! Don't taint my reputation worse off than it is..."

> "I'm... I'm keeping it for a good reason, th-that's all..."

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*the clatter of a few bullets drops onto Eleazars desk as well*

*along with a note:*

"you seem like you'll need them"

More bullets. Something that may help you in your future endeavors. But you shouldn't keep them here out in the open, or in your desk. Instead, you take out a cigarette pack from inside your blazer. Lately you've been trying to stop your smoking habit, staying relatively clean for over 3 months now. Why you carry the pack around is just merely for excuses to take a quick break when you feel overwhelmed.

You move to empty the pack in the waste paper bin, and instead store the bullets inside the packaging. Your gun is already loaded, but keeping spare bullets doesn't sound too bad. You open the bottom drawer in your office cubicle to hide the weaponry in the back, hidden by your files.

Remember to bring it home, it can be quite handy if those degenerative cultists try to kidnap you again.

> ". . ."

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WHY ARE WE GIVING HIM A GUN HELLO???

> "Don't you want me to defend myself? I'm so tired of being assaulted for my appearance and mannerisms. This is a good thing, I-I'm sure of it."

> "I won't be reckless, I promise."

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*gives Eleazar a gun*

> ". . ."

Got a loaded gun. Maybe be useful for... later... purposes.

You store the weapon discreetly into your pocket. Brandishing a firearm at work could get you fired. Though you feel the great temptation to use it for an unknown reason. You know a few folks who need to bite the bullet after all.

> "...Thank you for your generosity."

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[The delivery door begins to leak salt water as a new letter emerges. The writing seems a little wonky but is still readable it says,]

Hlelo yellow ball it’s me P-1 sorry for the weird and bad righting i was othering a coowerkr of mine wen they suddenly got a dat angry and punched my head so im curintly pittung the pieces back togerth. anyhow did you knwo the word 'Mellifluous' is a sound that is pleasingly smooth and musical to hear fun int.

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> "Mellifluous... It does sound pleasing to the ears if you say it correctly. Not that I would use that word to describe someone however..."

> "But let's backtrack, you were stuck? Perhaps you should rest, slurred speech can be an issue if you don't check yourself out. Try to get some help on that, yes?"

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// Drew the world consuming doppelganger as a request from my boyfriend. Oh Esau...