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ur boy tried one tricking pharah

20 sr from diamond

i wanna die

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fareeha.png ✊😔

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Original post by @incorrect-overwatch-quotations!

▷ totalspiffage as Mercy, Tracer, Ana  ▷ mintchocolatechimp as Reyes, McCree, Winston, Genji, Morrison

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Poros nudge. Has disappeared again. Has not been snuggling poros. Is bad! Breaks laws! Laws say must snuggle daily quota of poros.

she’s gonna pat them on the head before promptly dropping on the nearest couch and passing out.

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“Not if I go anywhere else.”

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   “Close. As a punishment, you’ll be sleeping on the couch. Any questions? Nothing? Good.”

“I’ll just sneak back in once you’re asleep.”

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1915132181‌ :

“Ooh, you got me. I guess as punishment you’ll have to… Sleep with me…”

   “Close. As a punishment, you’ll be sleeping on the couch. Any questions? Nothing? Good.”

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1915132181‌ :

“I can’t, I have to work. And by work I mean… Finish fixing the translocator some of your little friends busted! Yeah, I’m already procrastinating. So what?”

   “They probably busted it for a good reason. No. Correction: they did bust it for a good reason. Stop doing crime for once and you wouldn’t have to do any fixing.”

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obviously should just bring them poros. They'll be too busy snuggling poros to do bad things! Is good plan.

   “If only that were a feasible solution...”

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Poros fix problem! Bring gallons of milk! No cry over spilled milk, poros bring more! Poros fix. Is good!

She squints.Is it whole milk.

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Poros have missed! Stop leaving poros! Give snuggles! and love! No leave poros.

   “There’s a terrorist organization out there making my job harder! Unless you’ve got a gun and a few bullets with their names on it, I can’t help it!”

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good hc: fareeha, an adult, a woman worth more than her weight in salt, sugar and gold, has, and i repeat, has cried over spilled milk before

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Just some pharah

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fareeha is just curious about other lesbians 

[ commissions / kofi ]

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   “Reinhardt. REIN--” Too late it seems but really, should she have expected anything else? An awkward laugh is all she gives, followed by patting on his head.    “I know, I know! But can you loosen up a little? It is getting a little hard to breathe--”

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Points at. “No.”

He would wrap his arms around her, picking her up into the air, just like he did when she was little.”YES! HAHA! I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HUGS!”

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wilhelmj08 replied to your post: “No.”

“YES”

Points at. “No.”

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"No.”

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More brotp pranks because I can’t get enough!