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y'all wanna hear how I would rewrite rott???

(no hate to the movie I did enjoy it, this is just a fix it - if someone actually wants to write this please tag me I would love that)

- staja never happened cause Aja didn't really need a love interest but Steve is still her 'blond oaf'

- instead steli/creepslayerz cause they gay honey

- Steve is now ohmygod my bf is tall and hot and they kiss the end (fade to black movies over jkjk)

- they go to get Excalibur and call in the secret weapon

- Steve is insufferable but it's cause his bf is there lmao

- he's not used to being the short one

- nomura still dies and THEY ACTUALLY MOURN HER

- instead of strickler and Jim talking, waltholomew grabs the charges, chucks them at the thing as a flyby and just manages to get out of range but falls, injured

- he lives tho cause Barbara fucking deserves something GOOD LET HER HAVE IT

- they see the titan rise again and same dread

- they go to Hong Kong cause they've lost contact with Claire

- Archie manages to get out too, his dad willingly stays behind, does he die? does he take over? tbd

- then the mega gun robot collapses, everyone is okay and they regroup

- when Claire does the big portal, she faints for a hot sec when they get back and more, if not all, of her hair turns white

- nari and skrael still fight and both die

- horrible realisations happen etc.

- things go as usual but instead when the time stone (avengers much??) reveals itself and "the chronostone make right", it takes jim back to when they're planning after they do the hero speech

- this time, less sticky magic is used on Toby so he gets up on the titan and instead it's both him and Jim fighting together in the end

- bellroc never stood a chance

- especially when it's blinky who goes in and manages to set off the magic killer thingy

- however the magic in Jim's armour shorts out for some reason and Warhammer is super heavy

- so both of them sucker punch bellroc off the titan and bellroc disintegrates

- blinky survives but he's missing an arm and an eye or two

- also he actually needs a staff or walking aid now cause his legs are pretty banged up

- but he's made of stone so like he's more durable

- anyways the movie ends with the stricklake wedding and everything is okay

- maybe it finishes with Jim's best man speech or just a voice over with everyone happy and safe

- maybe it's sunset (closing the series) or sunrise (new beginnings await, just not on screen)

- "Don't think. Become."

- roll credits

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those clips…. cries

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liveblog from halfway point of the movie

cw strong language

rott liveblog

again I start putting things down halfway done but anyway

ive decided that blinky was charlie’s ex

aja is easily the alpha of the entire group her back is hurting from carrying everyone

FUCK HIM UP AJA

why does skrael look so stylish what

OHHH SHIT NOMURA

F U C K SHE DEAD

atleast she and draal can be reunited

OH COME ON STRICKLER YOU DRAMATIC ASS, WHAT HAPPENED TO BEST MAN MY ASS

this isnt as emotional as I thought it would be

strickler: explodes

skrael: oh no! anyway

that was so unecessary there was no point in that death, it was just an excuse to kill him off

strickler was so damn useless in this movie?? they really did him wrong holy shit this movie sucks so far

at least nomura’s death made poetic sense, but what for reason to kill off both of jim’s father figures?? what kind of fucked up theme does that give off

if they kill off blinky, then I dont know what the point of the movie is LMAO this is some kind of fucked up joke or smn

and sk the government keeps interfering into shit they cannot handle

BELLROC

HI THEY

HIII THEEYYYYYY

HOLY FUCK THEY LOOK SO DECADENTTTT

SKRAEL CAN FUCK OFF I DONT CARE IF BELLROC KILLS OFF BLINKY

varvatos: I am gun robot

bellroc: tf

im calling it now varvatos is gonna be another useless death, what did I expect from tales of arcadia

but this music FUCKS its amazing

oh yeah, its all coming together, one death per demigod

ok, hes alright

OH SHIT BLOOD, that burn looks awful

I have a strong feeling charlie will die because of how hes helping them, rott really said that dads dont have rights

ok douxie good job now just do that with bell and skrael

FUCK HIM UP NARI

why does skrael sound like a damn rat

oh shit naris about to go apeshit

damn they rlly kilt each other

yall werent joking when you said there was going to be a lot of death

I was expecting jim to pull excalibur as predictable it was, but I hope claire or toby. ANYONE but steve oh my god

I STILL cannot get over this fucking steve childbirth sideplot, what the FUCK were they thinking. anyway im convinced that aja and eli came to some sort of agreement pertaining their relationship with steve im not taking criticism

man rott is such a well put together fan animation am I right?? 😍😍😍 not canon at all

honestly the “her perch” comment sounds like a one off thing but not my spot to tell

“my virgin eyes” is absolutely NOT something I thought id hear in this movie

oh damn hi bellroc h-hi there 😳👉👈

jim bellroc will split your ass clean in half your little blade aint shit

oh shit toby redeem?? pog????????

man I wish that bellroc would monologue over MY dying body

jim you aint shit fight white boy fight

holy fucking shit its so late at night bellroc is looking like a whole ass meal in this movie you dont understand how im feeling rn

oh for fucks sake of course the amulet ends up being the god killing fix it all

try your best bb bellroc im with you till the end

alright I gotta admit, jim grabbing bell was some hotboy shit

you scored one on that

welp goodbye bellroc you had the most badass death of all your peers. let’s see, elsa frozen statue? mr stark I dont feel so good? no, explode into a blast of lava. bravo. chef kiss.

im so surprised that blinky didnt die????? all of us were like blinkys gonna die

ELI JR ive decided they’re poly there is NOTHING thats going to stop me

can I just say that steve’s fucked up hair is giving me life he should have that hair more often

oh fuck toby

OH FUCK TOBY

OHHHHHH FUCK TOBY

RIGHT AFTER YOU REDEEMED YOURSELF BOYYYYYYY

HOLY SHIT

BE A GAG FOR ONC

BE A JOKE FOR ONCE COME ON

FAKE YOUR DEATH PLEASE

FOR GOODNESS SAKE

hesus christ none of us were fucking prepared for these deaths oh my GOD

I shoudve expected this when trollhunters literally ended with troll jim

holy fucking sjit

are you kidding me

are you kidding me

come on you funky green sphere

go ahead revive strickler :) ill wait

theres 13 minutes left in the movie come on you got this jim

alright fic writers get started in thise time loop aus where jim watches his friends die over and over again

I find it funny that we all said that blinky would die but everyone BUT blinky died lmao

hang on, is he going back fr? damn fr??

are you kidding me

*boxman voice* here we go again

TOBY of course this was going to work

STRICKLERRRRRRR IM CRYIN CAT EYES

this is exactly like thise time travel fix it aus but canon

WAIT ANGOR ROT AND DRAAL ARE ALIVE IN THIS NOW AHHH WE WIN WE WINNNNNNNN MOVIES OVER EVERYONE

BEST MOVIE EVER

toby trollhunter pog???? TOBY TROLLHUNTER POG??????????? HOLY FUCKKKKKKKK THIS IS HAPPENING MVP YOU ENDED UP BEING USEFUL AFTER ALL

FANTASTIC WONDERFUL EVERYTHING WE EVER WANTED HAPPENED FUCK YOU

wait please tell me that the timeline jim left didnt get magically erase like the deaths suck but I lowkey want to keep the steliaja ot3 ngl it’s very big brain

anyway im just a shallow casual toa fan who doesnt have the energy to go into deep analysis or criticism, my mind is literally so tired it’s like 4 am and the only thing I can process atm is time travel fix it fic but its canon and my fried brain thinks the movie’s pretty good for now

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holy fuck aja looks decadent

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Spoiler again

I swear if is Bellroc controling her I will be mad

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*mercilessly banging pots and pans together*

TEN MORE DAYS UNTIL OUR FINAL RECKONING

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Bellroc occasionally stitching together their skull during spare time

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Leaked prologue of Rise of the Titans

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peak dumbassery is thinking rott comes out june 21

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Three demigods wrangled through the streets of NYC by one (1) overworked man, more at 7

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heyyyyyy

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me during the trailer:

hi they

hii theyyy

hiii theyyyy

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Yoooooooo, Post-Growth-Spurt Eli, tho 👌

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Trollhunters: Rise Of The Titans official trailer

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am i the only one who really hopes we somehow get more angor rot content in RotT