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Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

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no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

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boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

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when u start typing and then the other person starts typing and you both erase your messages to let the other talk first

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Me, a furry politician

*pounces on foreign affairs* hai x3 

*glomps unemployment rate, my tail swishing* Oops hehe

*Notices the national deficit* What’s this? OwO 

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I swing both ways. Aggressively. With my dagger. To make sure that nobody comes near me.

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fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

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Coexist

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white boy sexting: haha if you were here what would we be doing right now haha ;-)

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My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me

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