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OMFG

so… im very new to this fandom and i heard Jake’s squip may or may not have been airbud

my sister forced me to draw this monstrosity i am so sorry

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They got matching outfits!!

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casual bro kiss™

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Christine: [Holds up a board that says ‘Squip’]

Michael: There is only one thing worse than a Squip.

Michael: [Tears off a paper to read ‘Jeremy’s Squip’] Boom!

Rich: [Gasps] Jeremy…

Michael: No.

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Wow this play was like 12 seconds long!

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Brooke: With great boobs comes great responsibility.

Jake: More like…

Jake: Responsibilititty.

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Jake: Dillingers are born winners. I didn’t even need 9 months to be born, I came out in 7.

Christine: That’s… Not a good thing…

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if you ship jeremy x the squip or anything stupid like that i will smack your shit to HELL

(not really because i am afraid of confrontation and never talk to anyone on this website but just know that I STRONGLY DISAPPROVE)

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when the squip says he’s helping you but then he tries to control all of your classmates

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One thing: greaser michael mell Thank you for your time -🌵

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peckin’ cheeks

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Reblog for happy Jeremy to bless your blog

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out of context this must look very strange

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Because we can all use some more exit82 bmc in our lives

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Christine: hey, I’m back from vacation. What’d I miss?

Jeremy: Michael’s response to everything for a week was just “Jessica!”

*flashback*

Jeremy: *narrating* it started small, just a funny joke.

Brooke: *in drama class* hey, I’m Brooke. You should all know my name by n–

Michael: Jessica?

Jeremy: *narrating* then he started saying it more

Jake: oh my phones ringing…

Michael: it’s Jessica.

Jeremy: *narrating* and more…

Rich: *doing presentation* hello my name is R–

Michael: Jessica.

Jeremy: *narrating* it was getting out of hand

Mr. Reyes: *bumps into Michael* oh sorry

Michael: gosh diddly darn it Jessica!

Jeremy: *narrating* it was kind of annoying too

Jenna: hey Michael

Michael: hey Jessica

Jeremy: *narratig* and then, one day, it happened.

Mr. Reyes: okay class this is our new student, her name is–

Michael: Jessica!

Mr. Reyes: how’d you know!?

Jeremy: he was convinced that he was psychic and could tell the future. he believed that the whole Jessica thing was leading up to that moment…

Michael: I’m telling you!! It has meaning!! There must be a reason behind it!!!

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Christi-mICHAEL

Jeremy: christineeeee…. christine…

Michael: say michael I know you’re not straight you queer ass fuck

Michael: (realises that wasn’t in his head)

Jeremy: christi- wait what

Michael: fuck