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when no one has written the exact fic to scratch a very specific emotional itch and you absolutely do not have time to write it yourself but you still want to read it dammit

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Teachers: The Susan/Jenny Supercut

Because nobody who doesn’t want to should have to sit through Teachers (2001) (TV Series), but everyone should get the chance to enjoy these two, I present a movie-length supercut of Jenny and Susan’s main moments and storylines together, made for @walkthegale‘s birthday because she is awesome!

Who are Jenny and Susan, I hear you ask? Well, first and very importantly, they are Nina Sosanya and Raquel Cassidy, who have great chemistry.

If you’re looking for more information, they are two extremely shippable characters who appeared in the first two seasons of the comedy-drama series Teachers. You might like them if you like:

- rivals-to-friends-to-flatmates-to-I-hate-your-boyfriend-but-I-can’t-adequately-explain-why

- lovable characters who act out and make bad decisions

- ambitious women

- subtext

- swearing

If that sounds like your jam, you can download it HERE. Content notes under the cut!

Keep reading

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It haunts me, day and night.

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Yesterday I almost cried because my baby cousin ran up to my grandmother and was like. “Ha! Buhbuh ba ha.” And she said okay you want to show me something? And he led her over to the garden patch and crouched down and pointed at rocks and plants and was like. “Ah. Habah ba ah” as she listened attentively.

And I was like that happened 1,000 years ago. Probably 10,000 years ago. Maybe 100,000. The youngest human in a group went to the oldest one and said to the best of their ability “come see.” And the adult went.

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Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

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GOOD FOR HER

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underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

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On the discussion of book accurate depictions of Sherlock Holmes, one thing I really want is accurate Mycroft. In the books Sherlock is very… autistically coded. At least to me, an autistic person. And Sherlock basically states that Mycroft has more “severe” autism. Sherlock says his brother is more brilliant than he is but absolutely cannot function in society and hates social interaction so much he founded a society for the purpose of minimizing it as much as possible. In addition it’s implied he becomes overstimulated so easily he has to curate his environment to be devoid of disturbance and noise.

Give me the autistic brothers but one has it much much worse

Enough of this Mycroft as the more sociable of the two who is a powerful politician. This man would have a meltdown if he had to be that social!!!

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The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

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Lil Lin sketch

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surprising absolutely no one, i have done more studies

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I got an ask that disappeared at some point, about my existential crisis possum mug being wrecked and if I was making another.

this mug, I assume:

I did make a copy of this one, but forgot to take pictures lol. it’s still slowly drying on my shelf

I also carved a canine take on the mug too:

and I made an entirely different existential crisis possum mug just for fun

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