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//I haven’t read 16-18 yet because of school so here’s another live reaction post of me reading these chapters! 

Nightlife and a Baguette

Awww look at Seris giving Cider bows like a good boy~!

*Sees Hex not eating* BOY IF YOU DON’T

Why does Chronos need so many naps why is he so sleepy :< ...wait, why IS he so sleepy 7u7

Zeph’s going outside?????? Noooo what if he gets hurt and dies and then bad time and wHEE- wait no one in the fandom’s been freaking out. Maybe he’s fine...or maybe I’m just behind. 

Oh hey it’s old lady, I knew about her! *cough* Cas *cough* sPOILERS *COUGH*

How much of Old Lady’s budget goes in to chaptsticks? Poor lady :<

She’s a psychic, I know she is, you can’t change my mind. I mean you can try.

A Sweet-Scented Gazelle

I don’t understand how animals and races and stuff work in this series but it’s fine I guess. 

Old Lady is my grandma now please adopt me

Wow Apep is a scary boyo oh no

Apep is a REALLY scary boyo oh n o :’<<

APOPHIS ...last name? WHAT THE HECKIN HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU >:(

Okay so I looked up Apophis to see how accurate this story was and then I found out there was an Apep who was a snake so I read that instead and hE EATS SOULS! HE EATS.SOULS. I’M S C A R E

Please tell me Old Lady made up this story because that is so stupid. “Oh yeah he attacked us, made us worship him, ate all of our sheeps, and broke our stuff but it’s okay though because he said sorry and made us medicine.” JEE THANKS APEP

So it’s argued if his eyes were golden or maroon but either way the story is stupid and I’m making my own backstory. Once upon a time there was a snek man. His name was Apep and he was a snek. The people didn’t like him because he was a snek so he said HISS HISS and made medicine. Everyone thought it was really cool but they still didn’t like snek man. Then Osiris got sick and everyone said OH NO SAVE US SNEK MAN. So Apep the snek man gave him medicine and they became bestfriends and everyone liked Apep the end. 

Wait. “Something had drove him mad” “Golden eyes” where’s that Seth possessing Chronos gif....  🤔

The last THIRTY times?? Khonsu my man. Khonsu, perform a stop it.

Is Khonsu one of those people that’s like “I know you have anxiety, depression, and cancer. But with these crystals and essential oils you’ll feel better within a week!”

A Night Of Gardening

Ooh who are we discussing, who’s he, why is Hex jealous? Is it a boyfriend? OOOH is that why Hex calls Seris his friend, is he taken? Oh no that’s really sad :’<

Oh Seris just has a celebrity crush that’s a huge mood.

Wait wait wait wait please tell me Kirin are drag queens please I need this content in my life

Hex shut up you jealous weenie, they sound beautiful.

OH. OH. OOOOHHHH.....HEX IS REPRESSING HIS GAY FEELINGS NO MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD, EMBRACE YOUR QUEER.

*BI SCREAMING* OMGOMGOMGOMG IS HEX GONNA GET A MAKEOVER?? AAAHHH YES!

“Don’t ever say that in front of me ever again” @hisnameisxephyr is this where you got that from you garbage

Wow this chapter is a whole lot of Hex being “wow I’m gay but I can’t admit that. not even to the readers. Heck you readers.”

Wow Chronos stop being a meanie butt :<

Cider is my mood. Someone make a Cider mood board right now.

Seris says “Oh yes” a lot where do you think he-...nevermind I was about to make a very dirty joke but I’m not like you sinners I’m a precious baby gorl.

Oh come on Shara don’t leave me hanging like this :<

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⨳ — TO ALL THE BOYS I’VE LOVED BEFORE;

send one for my muse's reaction!

“It was fated, that we should meet like this.” “I’m not too late, am I? I was trying to meditate, but I ended up falling asleep.” “Okay, would you rather only drink water for the rest of your life, or you can drink whatever you want, but it has to have a drop of pee in it?” “I write a letter when I have a crush so intense I don’t know what else to do.” “When something is no longer useful, you either donate it, recycle it, or throw it away.” “Did you have to pick the furthest college you could think of? Who am I supposed to eat lunch with?“ “If you need me, I’m a Skype call away.“ “She just stopped drinking caffeine for some diet, I think she’s in withdrawal.“ “We’re still cool, right? We can still talk and… you know, kick it?“ “You know people usually check behind them before they reverse to avoid killing others, it’s a thing we do.” “You know, [name], if you had a boyfriend, maybe you wouldn’t have to drive at all 'cause he would take us places.” “Don’t you find it kinda depressing that it’s Saturday night, and you’re having a Golden Girls marathon with me?” “Okay, I’m not telling you this to make you feel bad, but, [name], I’m [age] and I canceled plans to be here tonight.” “If you need me, I’ll be in the nurse’s office, with a migraine, Googling Justin Trudeau shirtless.“ “Look, I wanted to say that I really… I appreciate it, but it’s never gonna happen.” “Here, give me your hand. And the other one, too. Come on, you got this. Here we go. And you’re up. Want me to call someone, get you some water?” “Do you maybe wanna dance?” “I saw you run in here and I wanted to make sure you’re OK, and, uh… thought you might want that back. It seemed a little personal.” “I had a lot of fun that night, too. But I feel like I should tell you, though, you know I’m gay, right?” “Moon day? Menstruation is science, nothing to do with the moon.” “Dear [name], I lie awake at night and imagine running my fingers through your hair.” “Are you trying to reject me?” “Your mouth is saying something, but your mouth said something different.” “Okay, um… So here’s the thing, I don’t actually like you. I just had to make it look like I liked you so someone else wouldn’t think I liked them.” “Should I tell everyone that you wrote me a love letter?” “Hold on. Stop. I’m not the only guy that got a letter? Wow, you really think you’re special, then you find out she wrote two guys.” “Sorry for the whole jumping you thing.“ “What if we let people think we were actually together? Just for a little while.” “Oh, so you wanna use me as your pawn?“ “Ah, well, see… Technically, you used me as your pawn first when you jumped me.” “So, first things first, we need to have a contract so we’re on the same page about the rules.” “You got rules? Come on, you really know how to zap the fun out of a situation.” “You crazy? Who’s gonna believe we’re in a relationship if I’m not allowed to kiss you?“ “It matters because I don’t want all my firsts to be fake. If I’m making out with someone, I’m gonna do it for real.” “We need to figure something out because people are gonna get suspicious if I’m not allowed to touch you.“ “Okay… Two more rules. You have to watch Sixteen Candles with me because it’s a classic, and we can never tell anyone this relationship is fake, because it would be too humiliating for both of us.” “It��s weird and somewhat off-putting to be congratulated on doing nothing more than accepting a note and having an ass pocket for someone to stick their hand into, but I guess that’s where my life has taken me.” “I’m keeping it. I like your hair down. You look pretty.“ “Not gonna lie to you, that sounds nasty.“ “What? You do this thing, you have this whole judgy face scenario going on.” “For some who’s quiet all the time, you have a lot of opinions.” “The more people that you let into your life, the more that can just walk right out.” “We don’t have to talk about it, but it’s not whatever.” “I think it’s funny, you say you’re scared of commitment and relationships, but you don’t seem to be afraid to be with me.” “Right, of course, [name], ladies and gentlemen, you can count on her to be honest, always.” “Thank you for coming to the party tonight.“ “Don’t touch my fries.“ “This is all new, so like, I’m… I’m trying to understand here.” “I don’t know how to be friends with you like this.” “It’s actually really nice having someone to talk to about this stuff. You’re a good listener.“ “So you’re spying on me now?“ “How do you tell your fake boyfriend you can’t go skiing with him because you’re starting to have real feelings?” “Yeah, right. You think I’m going skiing? It’s cold outside, I don’t do cold.” “So you guys have been faking it this entire time?” “All by yourself out here?“ “You told me I would never see you walk away. Said you’d never break my heart, never leave me in the dark. Now I’m in the dark. Show a little loving, shine a little light on me.” “So what, now you’re ignoring me?“ “Oh, I’m the one ignoring you? That’s funny.“ “Am I just a joke to you, [name]?” “I’m tired of being second best or fake best. No, you do not get it. Last night was a mistake. Physical stuff might not be a big deal to you, but to me, it is.” “Hey… [name]. We’re gonna fix this. Give me the pillow.“ “I can’t tell him that I miss him, because if it wasn’t real, I didn’t lose anyone. But if I say that it was real, and he still doesn’t want me…” “You’ve gotta tell people how you feel when you feel it.” “I need you to know that I like you, [name]. And not in a fake way. And so I guess that’s all I came here to say.”

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Send “🗡” for my muse’s reaction to finding yours has been stabbed.

Or send “🗡+reverse” for the opposite!

(If you cannot see the emoji send “Dagger”.)

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Send me“You did this?” for my muse to find yours  covered in blood, holding a knife.

for multi-muse blogs, specify which muse.

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Our Muses are in an argument, send 💥 to hit them, accidentally or not is your option.

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Send ⚡️to comfort my muse during a storm!

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send one for a way for my muse to wake your muse up.

1. a kiss on their forehead/cheek/nose/etc.

2. an air horn

3. bringing them breakfast in bed

4. jumping on the bed

5. bringing a pet into the room

6. opening the curtains and letting the sunlight in

7. pulling the covers off your muse

8. blasting music

9. using some kind of prank

10. dumping/sprinkling water on your muse

11. climbing into bed and snuggling with your muse

12. shaking them

13. rummaging noisily through the room in search of something (or pretending to)

14. running their fingers through your muse’s hair

15. bringing your muse a cup of coffee

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Send “Wear this!” and an outfit and my muse will have to wear that outfit for yours!

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My muse has been having a bad day. Send “😝” for your muse to try and cheer them up!

Or send “😝+reverse” for the opposite!

(If you cannot see the emoji send “Goofy”.)

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Send 'Here, let me take your temperature...' for your muse to take care of my sick muse.

Feel free to add context, pictures, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^

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Send me   “  🔥  “   for our muses to cuddle in front of a fireplace.

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HIM — Dark Light Album  {Sentence Starters}

“Just be brave.”

“You’re so alone.”

“I’m so afraid of life.”

“Love me like you love the sun.”

“I’m drained, but aching for more.”

“Your love will be the death of me.”

“Oh, I’m killing loneliness with you.”

“I am the nightmare waking you up.”

“Cursing the gods we have become.”

“Drunk on shadows and lost in a lie.”

“And she bleeds for love, forever gone.”

“I admit my defeat and want back home.”

“You can’t escape the wrath of my heart.”

“With the warmth of your arms, you saved me.”

“She’ll always be free from the arms of your sins.”

“I’ve been burning in water and drowning in flame.”

“I dream of the winter in my heart turning to spring.”

“Deranged, we’re tearing away the petals of desire.”

“The blood on our hands is the wine we offer as sacrifice.”

“I’m silenced by the fear of dying in your heart, once again.”

“I dream what you’re dreaming and feel what you’re feeling.”

“We all have our fears but yours are the scariest of them all.”

“With hell freezing over in our eyes, gods kneel before our crime.”

“She’s blinded by the fear of life and death and everything in between.”

“Set the darkest thoughts on fire and watched the ashes climb to Heaven’s gates.”

“For years I’ve seen you fighting against your heart, living like you’re dying so far from the sun.”

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Send “talent?” for my muse to toss a piece of food into the air and try to catch it in their mouth.

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Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout Sentence Starters

“There’s nothing I like better than going for a run in the woods, past an old cemetery, alone.”

“You call yourselves zombies? Well I’ve never seen such a sorry lot”

*ashamed zombie noises*

“Just because you’re dead, do you think you can just let yourselves go?”

*shames zombies into working out*

“Okay, everybody into the pool”

“Yeah, and I didn’t even need a chainsaw for that one”

“You mean that guy comes over with the cross and does that every day?”

“What if it did, we’re four half-naked unarmed girls, what could we do to help”

“I know, I’ll go by myself.”

“Don’t worry, what could happen in a dark house with two of our friends already missing?”

“Gosh you’re right, we’re just being silly, let’s wait here.”

*90s music intensifies*

“We have a choice, we can wait here together in comparative safety or one of us can go search for the others.”

“You wanna go, oh okay.”

“God what a cheap shot”

“Where are you guys? I’m just here alone, in the dark, defenceless…”

*electric drill whirring*

“Oh, bro, you gonna give me the drill are you?”

“There, that’s how I really stay in shape, I can’t stand you coming over to my house any more and eating all my popcorn. Don’t you know it will make you fat? Well don’t you?”

“And you, you on the sofa, don’t you think I know what you’re doing when you’re watching my movies? And how many calories do you think that burns?”

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//Ummm well there aren’t any female Undertronic characters and I’d feel uncomfortable cosplaying a boy so I’ll pass ^^;; I know there’s Shara, Silphy, and the Old Lady but they’re not really...ehhhh...

@spadedfox @khonsuthegazelle @indi-melons @hisnameisxephyr @thegreatciri @skyraisboss22 @asktheundertroniccrew @atrius-asper @anonymousnerd @pokemonundertalefever @xtriggermez @affablesatyr @ anyone else i missed sorry

Reblog with who you’re gonna cosplay as

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//We’re sad abandoned roleplay children press f to pay respects

//Do you guys like my new theme??

No one likes regular Seris apparently so I became original o3o

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//Same!

//Do you guys like my new theme??

No one likes regular Seris apparently so I became original o3o