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this is literally my favorite video

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Normal people, when trying to sleep are riddled with thoughts of mispronounced words, and being caught doing something they enjoy, but is considered cringy

But me? No, I have to remember saying I want the experience of being murdered during a pause in conversation at a family dinner

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HE'S BACK, BABY

EA-NASIR IS HERE FOR US, RIPPING OFF CAPITALISTS

AS PER MY LAST TABLET

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Amazing

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What am I supposed to do about this?

Shit, I was gonna get up and be productive, but then the dog shifted his sleeping position, and I can’t move without disturbing him…

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Shit, I was gonna get up and be productive, but then the dog shifted his sleeping position, and I can’t move without disturbing him…

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You’ve heard of “justice league doesn’t know Batman has kids”

Now prepare for “the Team doesn’t know Batman is Robins dad”

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my scapegoat is eating your straw man

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Poetry? More like CROWETRY!

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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

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the fucking sniper is dead and misha is free and im afraid

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so apparently “asexual reproduction” is no longer the preferred scientific term, so if anyone makes a sponge joke or whatever just scream “IT’S AGAMETIC KNOW YOUR SCIENCE” and throw a textbook at them

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The only thing I think he would have named himself is the bat cave. It is a cave that bats live in, hence the name

New headcanon: the batsiblings name Bruce's stuff, not him. One day Dick looked at Batman's car and said "this is a batmobile" and Bruce was like "you are absolutely correct. this is indeed a batmobile."

Before Jason, batarangs didn't even have a name. They were just random weapons. Jason names them batarangs and ever since Batman also calls them batarangs.

Babs named his computer batcomputer and ever since it's the batcomputer. It's the official name. Don't you dare question it.

In a similar way, rest of the batfam just randomly name the bats and he just goes with it. Steph calls one specific bat Bruce Jr and now it's official name is Bruce Jr. He always recognizes it and uses the correct names

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I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

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fanfic where they both turn into coniferous trees. mutual pining