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"ask permission before following me" "dont dm me unless i know you"

you can walk into my house and shoot me if you want

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post this catgirl with considerable delay

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Love the "quality check" portion of the Domino's tracker. I imagine some 14 year old Domino's worker stoned out of their mind doing this for a few minutes

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Not entirely sure what to do with this information

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Tweet that ruined my vocabulary when I see the word hamburger

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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

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at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

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4 days until wet rat wednesday

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Hey, you keep on mentioning you don't know how tumblr works. I'd be perfectly happy to lie to you if you want to know more!

ok whats the funniest lie you have about how tumblr works

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Tonight on “YouTube Poop scenes that have lived in my head for a decade”

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has anyone ever had sex before

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Congratulations

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