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I just think of the multiverse theory here. Where we are just seeing a timeline or a "copy" of yb that "belongs" to another character or person

Every person who has a yb, has their own yb for the most part (unless they opt otherwise in their own au)

I think something similar would be like seeing fanart or commissions of other people's ynsonas with their yb.

Seeing other people interact or have a relationship with a copy of yb doesn't mean I don't have my own, or that he's cheating or that we have to be involved in their scenario

in fact, in some universe, Peter loves Angel from Broken Colors instead of us :(

[That crossover was one hell of a story...and it doesn't end well.]

{Also, I don't think crossovers are canon. Just lovely "what if" gifts.}

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If we were to go meta, I would say Peter fell first, because he as a character was created first (who fell in love with us immediately)

In YB universe, who fell in love with Y/N first?

[That's hard to figure out as there's no real timeline of who fell first.]

{Everything starts 3 months before the game starts. We are already working with TK when they fall for us. Lucy falls for us as our roomy. Don falls for us as a hard worker who's trying. And Peter through a passing moment. If I were to headcanon...I wanna say Peter first, then Lucy, TK, and finally Don.}

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Which yan do you think can stop being a yan?

[Peter. He can be helped if given the chance and the yandere tendency can be dulled with care. But his mom will never let him be happy.]

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and now to the important questions, what size is Peter's penis?

[*pulls up my lore doc* "He's a satisfying size for you". *looks at other stuff* I remember it being said his tongue is longer than his dick, and on a Q&A Live Stream, Fuboo revealed his tongue is 30-centimeters. Someone on twitter then calculated his size based on his dick from one pick and came up with 6in to 8in. (This isn't considered canon)]

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Do you have a headcanon of yours on how many money savings Peter, Damon and Alan has? For them and even for us

Lynn: *reading this* I think you're asking how much savings I think they have, yes? My headcanons are more based on canon info, so here's my two cents. This can be said for all three boys, they don't spend their money all that much, so they save up quite a lot and tend to only spend on what is needed. For Peter, he had a hefty sum from the lawsuit that he's used to rebuild/remodel the house he now has. His reviewer job also brings in revenue and he is able to get sponsorships. He had no hesitation making Don a check for near $5k on the spot to pay off our lease. So I'm willing to guess his financial wallet is very fat and I believe him when he says money is no problem when it comes to pampering us.

For Damon, he's a good honest working boy and his flower shop job is a nice one. But I don't think he minds. If he wants something bad enough, he'll find a way and save for it. And if it's really hard, he has DG who can supply goods via the dark web. I would say, Damon is well off. He's not got fat stacks, but he'll take care of you just fine.

Alan is the mystery one to me, as I lost interest in MDHM and have no clue how his situation with his demon boss works. From the looks of it, he's good. But he does use the five-finger discount often, but that might just be because he wants to and not because he lacks cash. I can't really say if he's got hidden cash under his mattress or he's full on screw money, but I can never get read on him either. He's just that good at keeping secrets.

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Hello Peter… Have you ever feel the painful path of becoming self aware and then realizing that your entire life is a lie because your life is basically a visual novel game? all while you can do nothing but play along by the terrible writers fiddle as your very existence can become cringe at a moments notice without any control over yourself.

Peter: *smiles* You must be new.

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Do you think Peter cry every night thinking of his darling?

Peter: Every night. I miss you.

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(Your Boyfriend Game)

Oh no there's a murder at the diner. What steps are being taken to prevent such attacks in the future?

TK: Can we have cameras?

Dad: ...New locks. That's the best I can manage.

Lynn: *face palms*

Peter: That's just irresponsible. *totally has the murder weapon in his pocket* Shame.

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I think Dad (from DDD Your boyfriend game) should make their staff wear cute uniform just like maid cat cafe

Dad: You say that like it would work in this neighborhood. Those are weird and niche places. You're not gonna get everyday people who just want some grub to enter. Plus, there's a reason that kind of stuff is not big here. Do you know how uncomfortable that would make people? I'd like to see you do that to strangers. And to top that, I'd have to deal with harassment cases because people get handsy. Nah. Nope. Not happening.

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Dad (DDD) why did you make one of your employee work triple shift? Or are they’re the one request to work their ass off with little break? Tell me!!!!!

Dad: Don't come yapping at me. They asked me for those hours. They begged for it. Said they needed the money...bad. I might be a stick in the mud sometimes, but I help my own. Heh. Guess I live up to my name. Playing papa to a bunch of kids.

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I was thinking…. How would Dad (DDD) handle the murder incident at his own diner if he was there before the police arrive? Would he cover evidence so he can save his business or does he just let it all go?

[Probably like anyone else. Call the cops and see what can be salvaged. What will insurance cover? Are my employees gonna be okay? Basic stuff.]

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Lynn is kissing fish!Peter 🫶

Lynn: *kisses the top of his fishy head*

Fish!Peter: *will commit war crimes for her*

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Is Peter a rapist according to canon?

[By the canon...Peter has committed several crimes. Rape is not one and is one he will never commit. The worst he's done would be considered molestation, as he got in bed with us while we slept and felt us up and ground himself against us.]

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I bet if we have a crush on Don, Peter will be like “I’m taller than him, my ass is cute, I smell much better, I have blue eyes, what is there not to like, darling??”

[No. He'd do better. He'd be the guy who leaves clues as the shady shit Don does and try crush your crush.]

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To Little Lynn

Yeah.. you look lonely, perhaps someone can fix that

Little Lynn: Lonely? I'm not lonely. Why would you think that?

Big Jack Horner: *possessively looming behind her and glaring at you* Yeah. Why would you think that?

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LMAO

https://www.tumblr.com/proxylynn/774763522598043648/goblin-peter-used-to-be-a-human

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

You mean to tell me we get to play DnD with this man?! Do you KNOW how badly I‘ve been waiting to play a Dinotopia inspired run?!

*To Peter*: Marriage? 🥺

Peter: *rips clothes off to appear in a wedding tuxedo* I do!

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I don't like this...Peter.. the blorbo that I abandoned and moved on trying to sneak his way back into my life!

[Yeah...He's good at doing that.]