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games set in island are goated when having a clear and limited scope is the vibe

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I got 3 paragraphs deep into the essay before figuring out it wasn't funny btw

Oh you're "built different"? So "that wouldn't happen to you"? You know who else believed people could avoid bad things by being built differently? That's right, eugenicists. In this essay,

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Oh you're "built different"? So "that wouldn't happen to you"? You know who else believed people could avoid bad things by being built differently? That's right, eugenicists. In this essay,

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is there any chance of a full version of "Spider D.A.N.C.E." or does it already exist somewhere

here's a longer version, but i'm not calling it Spider D.A.N.C.E. because my pal Jenny already took that one

This was recorded entirely in FUSER, thanks to mods authored by IFoundTheE and MalwHare

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Sequel to orb: woah mama, they put me in the disc

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I have been thinking of this Canal+ ad with napoleon in it

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The surprise announcement of the Silent Hill 1 remake was really awesome

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What would you even use this for

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DELTARUNE 2

SECRET WEAD

weed ENDING

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if someone said this to me while we were having sex I would be like “haha that’s great! I just had a fun and kinky idea! Why don’t YOU try on the handcuffs for a second”

and then I would PERFORM A CITIZEN’S ARREST and I would be the hero that stopped the famous serial killer “tits the ripper”

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What if there was a cow that could fly?

um. uhh um. fat bumbalbee

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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

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What could this strangely shaped package be?...

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me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” Gus: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”

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brands during pride month

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theres a phenomenon that happens on here i have been calling "normalize loving parents posting" which is when you spend a lot of time on tumblr and are exposed to a lot of one specific counter-cultural narrative day in and day out until you start to forget what the dominant ideas are for most of the human population and thus feel the need to "defend" things that are widely accepted and popular. it's called this because of the time a bunch of text posts about shitty dads were circulating and then people with good relationships with their dad didn't feel included enough and started making "uhmmm can we normalize loving parents? not everyone has a deadbeat dad, MY dad is great" type posts, seemingly forgetting that good relationship with dad is a cultural norm that is expected and encouraged. i think its good practice, especially when im annoyed, to stop before i hit the post button and ask myself if this is a real issue or if im normalize loving parents posting. because often im about to try to normalize loving parents